Trump says Dead People Are 'walking around with no legs'

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

"All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms," Trump said during the [press conference at his Doral ballroom in Florida on Monday], following remarks to Republicans.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 02:32 PM | 23 COMMENTS | permalink

Trump: "They're walking around with no legs"

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Mar 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM

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MAGA/GOP doesn't care that the man is demented, so let him ramble on.

We need any laughs we can get.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-10 08:05 AM

Is Jake Tapper clutching his pearls yet?

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-10 09:59 AM

"Dotard Says Dead People Are Walking Around With No Legs"

He's reminiscing about Sophocles's Athenian tragedy Oedipus Rex and the Riddle of the Sphinx.

Trump's love for the ancient Greek literature is known far and wide.

#3 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-10 11:42 AM

There's a brain dead------------ waddling around the White House.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-10 11:42 AM

it's true.......goes by the name Lieutenant Dan.

#5 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-10 02:00 PM

Hey, it does happen. Check this out:

www.youtube.com

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-10 03:30 PM

Where are all the pedo defenders to criticize Trump's clear cognitive decline as enthusiastically as they did for Biden?

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-10 04:09 PM

There's one of them.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-10 04:09 PM

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-10 04:19 PM

Ballwasher the pedophile can go ---- off

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-10 07:44 PM

PEDO DONNIE is a ------- disaster. That ------- ------ doesn't know where the ---- HE is, much less what's happening in Iran.
Change his ------- diaper and throw him out of the ------- White House, you ------- gutless Nazi Republican traitors.

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-10 08:37 PM

Imagine if Joe Biden would have claimed that literal zombies existed.

#12 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-10 09:28 PM

Imagine if Joe Biden would have claimed that literal zombies existed.

#12 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce

Right?

#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-10 10:43 PM

" Trump's clear cognitive decline as enthusiastically as they did for Biden?

#7 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2026-03-10 04:09 PM | FLAG: "

To whatever extent his faculties have declined its nowhere close to Biden's. And you constantly defended Biden and got super pissed when anyone said he had dementia - clue: he clearly did and it's 9nly gotten worse.

#14 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-10 11:16 PM

---- off, imbecile. You're a ------- clown.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-11 12:28 PM

"To whatever extent his faculties have declined its nowhere close to Biden's."

Let's put this to the test:

Who is cognitively grounded about the outcome of the 2020 election, Biden or Trump?

#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-11 12:32 PM

Instead of deflecting why don't you tell us what you think about Trump claiming there are literally legless zombies walking around?

#17 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-11 01:03 PM

Is stinky gifting Florsheim shoes to these legless zombies?

#18 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-11 06:21 PM

This country is hopeless as long as there are still large numbers of people wanting to deflect to Biden after watching this complete nutcase.

#19 | Posted by cbob at 2026-03-12 06:17 AM

They've got nothing. OH, AND THE DEMOCRATS REPLACED HIM. Magat dumbasses would worship his propped up corpse.

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-12 12:28 PM

Magat dumbasses would worship his propped up corpse.

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-12 12:28 PM | Reply | Flag:PPPFFTTT

They ARE worshipping a propped-up corpse. He's a fekking sock puppet like Reagan was.Cl0wns are "starstruck"... just as they were with Reagoonitunes. If someone doesn't off him before he leaves office... by whatever method... he will be reduced to sitting in a wheelchair babbling to himself... not remembering a thing about any of this.

#21 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-13 10:53 AM

One more thing... don't expect Melania to be a Nancy Reagoonietunes...sticking with him to the end... because I think Melania can't wait for him to die.

#22 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-13 10:56 AM

Donald Trump is evil.

Even Sauron fed his orcs.

#23 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-13 11:05 AM

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