Thursday, March 26, 2026

Lewandowski Fired While on Luxury Vacation with Kristi Noem

Corey Lewandowski was ousted from the Trump administration after he was spotted on a tropical getaway with his alleged lover, fired Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

Posted by americanunity at 02:31 PM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

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Three Democratic senators have requested that two companies preserve records of their communications with Corey Lewandowski following an NBC News report that the companies were allegedly asked to pay him as part of the contracting process with DHS.

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-- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Mar 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM

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U.S. and State officials also told CBS News that Lewandowski is not employed by the State Department and will not be in the future, including as a special government employee.

One source told the Post that Lewandowski quit because he didn't want to work at the State Department. However, two others told the outlet that Trump was forcing Lewandowski out after disapproving of contract decisions he made.

#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 04:14 AM

It is unclear if the cheating couple joined "the 1-6 mile high club" during this trip on the leased luxury Boeing 737 with a private bedroom, which she had at her disposal.

#2 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 04:19 AM

I'd make some cheap remark about Corey Lewandowski no longer being in the cockpit, but, surely, there are better ways to spend one's time.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-26 06:55 AM

This is essentially saying that he's no longer paid for sleeping with her.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-26 08:39 AM

I hope they gave him a blanket to fly home with.

#5 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-26 08:57 AM

Corey Lewandowski was Dummkopf Trumpf's 2016 campaign manager.

In 2022, this schmuck faced criminal charges of battery for salaciously groping a female GOP donor woman at a Las Vegas fundraiser in 2022.

Like Jeffrey Epstein, this good-for-nothing wastrel got off with a sweet plea agreement.


#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 11:03 AM

Lewandowski must experience "shrinkage" from ------- ICE Cold Barbie.

Seinfeld: Shrinkage (Clip) | TBS
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#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 02:07 PM

shrinkage

I hear they're quite the pair.

i.redd.it

#8 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-26 02:16 PM

I hope they gave him a blanket to fly home with.

#5 | POSTED BY QCP

Well. He definitely FAFOed on that cushy gig.

Good riddance.

Cancel his gov credit cards immediately and make him get his own damn blanky and his own damn ticket home.

#9 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-26 03:38 PM

One website reported this cheating blighter has a small fortune of $6m.

Corey Lewandowski is a micro-oligarch.

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 03:41 PM

They're both out of government, unless either of them is having sex with minors Leave them alone. Now this is just gossip.

#11 | Posted by danni at 2026-03-27 10:32 AM

Danni: Noem is still a Gov. employee.

time.com

#12 | Posted by mattm at 2026-03-27 10:42 AM

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