Sunday, April 26, 2026

Donald Trump is "Honored" By Shooting Attempts

Fox News Reporter Peter Doocy: "Why does this keep happening to you?"

  • Donald Trump: "I've studied assassinations, and I must tell you, the most impactful people, the people that do the most ... they're the ones that they go after. And I hate to say I'm honored by that, but I've done a lot. It's a dangerous profession, but I don't view it that way. I'm here to do a job. As part of the job " it is a dangerous " I can't imagine that there's any profession that's more dangerous. But I love the country, and I'm very proud."
    Shakesperean Depiction of Donald Trump

    Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 11:37 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

    • Comments

    Perhaps the morbidly obese draft-dodging pedophilic oligarch who pilfered America's wealth and dragged the US into a needless and expensive quagmire in the Middle East on behalf of Israel should be honored more often.

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-26 11:39 PM

    ---- that fat pedophile child raping ----

    #2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-26 11:52 PM

    All false flags so he can pretend to be a victim.

    #3 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-04-27 05:01 AM

    All false flags so he can pretend to be a victim.

    #4 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-04-27 05:01 AM

    What a liar! Like King Dotard has ever studied anything.

    #5 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-04-27 08:38 AM

    We'll be glad to honor you with a state funeral. Just saying.

    Don't want your body in the Capitol rotunda, though.

    #6 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-27 09:21 AM

    "And I hate to say I'm honored by that, but I've done a lot."

    And did you know? It's even more honorable if you actually die in the assassination attempt.

    Just saying.

    And if you die America will build you a 200 foot arch AND a statue!

    We promise! And we will keep all our promises just like you did!

    #7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-27 11:41 AM

    Like King Dotard has ever studied anything.

    #5 | POSTED BY TFDNIHILIST

    Well.. there was that book full of Hitlers speeches that he kept bedside. For his version of foreplay.

    #8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-27 11:45 AM

    I already mentioned on the other thread that Donald Trump uses the same playbook as Israel: Say evil ----, do evil ----, get a violent response, play the victim, say and do even more evil ----.

    It is a common modus operandi of the chauvinist mindset.

    #9 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-04-27 11:54 AM

    No one triesto kill dem presidents because those on the right are not nutzoid radicals like leftie libbies.

    #10 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-04-28 09:41 PM

    No one triesto kill dem presidents because those on the right are not nutzoid radicals like leftie libbies.
    #10 | Posted by MSgt

    It didn't make as much news back then, when we understood the difference between "politics" and "crazy." You have fallen in with "crazy" but you think it's "politics." And that's why you'd make an incorrect, clearly biased statement like that.

    I mean, you could just be drunk and trolling, I don't really care.

    Francisco Martin Duran (/d'r ... n/; born September 8, 1968) is an American convicted criminal and attempted assassin who, on October 29, 1994, fired 29 rounds from a semi-automatic rifle at the White House in an attempt to kill United States President Bill Clinton. Duran was convicted of attempted assassination and was sentenced to 40 years in prison.

    As of 2025, Duran is serving his sentence at the high-security United States Penitentiary, Lee. At that time, the Federal Bureau of Prisons projected his release date to be 2029.[7]
    en.wikipedia.org

    #11 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-28 09:53 PM

    ------------- is one clueless MAGAt.

    Barack Obama: 11 plots or attempts against the life of President Barack Obama, of various degrees of seriousness, were stopped, including in April 2009, when Turkish authorities foiled a plot to kill Obama by a Syrian man posing as an Al-Jazeera journalist. Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, a right-wing extremist, fired 25 rounds of an automatic rifle at the White House in January 2011 in another attempt on Obama's life, breaking a window but wounding no one. Four soldiers connected with a right-wing militia were also arrested by authorities in August 2012 for plotting to kill Obama.

    theweek.com

    #12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-28 10:09 PM

    10. No man crush for Lee Harvey Oswald and his German rifle?

    #13 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-04-29 04:10 AM

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