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Saturday, March 23, 2024

A 34-year-old man was admitted to a Vietnamese hospital with severe abdominal cramps. Since the patient was in too much pain to be questioned about his symptoms, the hospital staff conducted an X-ray and an ultrasound which revealed a foreign body in his abdomen, as well as intestinal perforation and peritonitis. Doctors conducted surgery and, upon opening the patient's abdomen, were surprised to find that the foreign object was a 12 inch LIVE eel. The operation was a success and the patient was stabilized. He reported only mild abdominal discomfort after the procedure, but he is still under observation at the hospital. Asked how the large eel could have wound up in his abdomen, the 34-year-old man could not provide a clear answer.

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Asked how the large eel could have wound up in his abdomen, the 34-year-old man could not provide a clear answer.

It's a mystery!

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-23 08:02 PM | Reply

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-03-24 02:11 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Hold my beer. Watch this!

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-03-24 02:12 AM | Reply

That wasn't my eel.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-03-24 02:13 AM | Reply

60dd@mm!t, that's nightmare fuel

#5 | Posted by hamburglar at 2024-03-24 04:31 AM | Reply

I thought of the parasitic fish I saw on TV that swim up -------- in South America.

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#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-03-24 04:32 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

60dd@mm!t, that's nightmare fuel #5 | Posted by hamburglar

Yeah, that other article photo was wild. Looked like the eel was actually fighting to stay inside the guy, biting and holding his innards. Had the same impression as the reporter who wrote: "This bizarre case and the photo of the eel being removed from the patient's abdomen are eerily reminiscent of a xenomorph bursting out of a human host's stomach in an Alien movie."

I thought of the parasitic fish I saw on TV that swim up -------- in South America. [...] #6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Dry-heaved at the doctor's line on how to extract the fist as it "had started to rot a bit." The horror ... the horror...

#7 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-24 10:33 AM | Reply

Makes way more sense than gerbils ever did.

#8 | Posted by YAV at 2024-03-24 10:58 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-25 02:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"My hovercraft is full of eels" #9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

"Drop your panties, I cannot wait till lunchtime."

#10 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-25 03:23 PM | Reply

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