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Monday, July 08, 2024

In the event that you ever wanted to walk around with your ta-ta's hanging free, you're in luck Monday. July 9 is national No Bra Day, according to a No Bra Day Facebook page created by Anastasia Doughnuts. What exactly is the point of women freeing their breasts? Ladies, free your breasts for 24 hours by removing those dreadful (but at times oh-so-helpful) bras. Our perkiness should not be hidden. It is time that the world see what we were blessed with, the page exhorts. Your breasts might be colossal, adorable, miniature, full, jiggly, fancy, sensitive, glistening, bouncy, smooth, tender, still blossoming, rosy, plump, fun, silky, Jello-like, fierce, jolly, nice, naughty, cuddly. ... But the most-used adjectives to describe your breasts on July 9th should be joyous, wild, and spectacular.



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Is this a threat, Gracie?

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2024-07-08 08:52 PM | Reply | Funny: 4

I think the morbidly obese -------- on this site have aired their moobs for all of pride month already - so, please leave this day to the biological females only.

#2 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-07-08 10:57 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Okay, I'll go loose and let em hang out. But just for today, okay?
~ Donnie "Gorilla ----" Trump

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-07-09 05:19 AM | Reply

The deleted term in #3 above is a three-letter word that starts and ends with "t" and rhymes with "bits." Old Donnie Gorilla Bits. Lol.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-07-09 08:58 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

A.K.A. The Sue Ellen Mischke Day!

#5 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-07-09 09:31 AM | Reply

Gracie w/ bra: 36-30-50
Gracie w/o bra: 26-30-60

#6 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-07-09 03:03 PM | Reply

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