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Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Monday, September 09, 2024

Donald Trump's niece says her uncle's mental condition is declining and that he is now "demonstrably untethered from reality." On any given day, he is demonstrably untethered from reality"and it often seems that the reason the warning lights aren't constantly flashing red is because nobody covering him expects otherwise," she continued. "Surely a political press corps that spent months arguing that President Biden's age rendered him mentally unfit, wouldn't look the other way when the Republican candidate, the oldest person to run for president in American history, is not only old but decompensating before our very eyes. The difference of course is that Biden is aging while Donald is dementing."

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Yup.

Gen. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Gp Capt. Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.
Gen. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Gp Capt. Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
Gen. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Gp Capt. Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
Gen. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Gp Capt. Mandrake: Hmm.
Gen. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Gp Capt. Mandrake: Hmm.
Gen. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Gp Capt. Mandrake: No.
Gen. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-09-09 01:37 PM | Reply

Sterling Hayden at his best.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-09 02:54 PM | Reply

He has been dementing since he lost in 2020.

Funny how the media stopped paying attention to the obvious signs of an elderly candidate who is slipping into a dementia reality.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-10 07:16 AM | Reply

The only good Trump is Mary Trump!

#4 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-09-10 11:15 PM | Reply

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