Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Putin is killing on average over a thousand White Russians every day. He's doing what he can to kill minorities as well but his primary victims continue to be working class or poor white male Russians. He is of course accepting recruits from as far away as Venezuela and Cuba but why spend money on people from far away when you can simply compel people with a signing bonus which would provide for them what they would normally have to work 7 months to make? On the bright side the recruiting efforts are starting to fail in every sense and if this continues White Russians may not end up an endangered species because of one ugly bald dwarf who refused to let Marxism die in his heart.

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The fatality and lost a limb rate has now reached a million.

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-19 08:00 PM | Reply

Trump should be heading there soon enough.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-09-19 08:06 PM | Reply

Trump will probably be used for propaganda purposes for a couple years and then put in a apartment an hour's Drive outside of Moscow with a lock on the outside of the door and realize he's a prisoner after about a week.

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-19 08:51 PM | Reply

#3 | Posted by Tor

Then off to a Siberia gulag ...

Then IF Melania begged for his release (with a wink and a nod):

Putin responds: "We told him he could leave but he got cold feet."

Melania: "THANK YOU FOR NOT LETTING HIM GO!"

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-09-19 09:09 PM | Reply

Nah.

He's of no use if there's any sign of mistreatment.

They'll keep him fairly isolated and healthy long as they can.

Heck they may put him on a diet to extend his life.

#5 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-19 09:32 PM | Reply

Heck they may put him on a diet to extend his life.

#5 | Posted by Tor

Without his fast food he'd be of no use to Putin as a mumbling basket case.

Guess they could strap him down, puree his Big Mac with added kale, and give it to him via a feeding tube. Gag ball in between.

#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-09-20 02:02 AM | Reply

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