all right well let me start the same way
JD started tonight by stating appropo of
nothing and completely irrelevant to the
subject at hand
that I too am just an
all Shucks hay seed trailer baby with a
pill Billy mama and ergo you should like
me all right
with that aside I'll say
this for JD
considering the fact that if
you put him in a coffee shop in a
Midwestern Mall ask him how his day is
going he starts malfunctioning and
smoking out the ears
he's actually
pretty good at talking when he's been
programmed to do so but here's the
problem while a lot of the things JD
said tonight may have sounded all well
and good they were in fact all dumb and
bad
that's right the boy knows how to
polish a turd right he gussied up a lot
of 'em tonight yes he did
first of all I didn't realize how many things
were migrants fault
you know I mean we
all know they coming up here stealing
all the jobs
criming all the crime obviously
but before tonight I didn't
realize that the outrageous price I paid
for my home was in fact because of
migrants
I didn't realize that mine and
JD's Mama's pill addictions wasn't
because of big Pharma it was migrants
this whole time me and JD and our kids they
got to go to active shooter drills every
other semester at school... migrants did
that
I didn't know
at least with that
last one JD did offer a solution
he said
I think we should just bulletproof all
the schools
I guess head to toe body
armor for every kindergarten are truly
the America of our forbear's dreams
(much more at the vid link)
