If there was any seriously good news in a report on Trump's health, a real health report (if it even exists), you can be sure we'd have heard about it ages ago. It would have been monetized and there would be shot glasses, lighters, coonskin caps, goggles and geegaws for sale, all proclaiming:"NO BONE SPURS!"

Trump "halted in the middle of another extended monologue when he noticed a buzzing insect. "Oh, there's a fly," he said. "Oh. I wonder where the fly came from. See? Two years ago, I wouldn't have had a fly up here. You're changing rapidly. But we can't take it any longer."