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Low gay bar traffic and spike in pizza deliveries before strikes boost theory on Pentagon activity during invasions

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Israel launched a series of attacks on Iranian nuclear facilities and other targets in the early hours of June 13.

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-- Newsweek (@newsweek.com) Jun 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM

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... The timing of Israel's plan to attack Iran was top-secret. But Washington pizza delivery trackers guessed something was up before the first bombs fell.

About an hour before Iranian state TV first reported loud explosions in Tehran, pizza orders around the Pentagon went through the roof, according to a viral X account claiming to offer "hot intel" on "late-night activity spikes" at the US military headquarters.

"As of 6:59 pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity," the account Pentagon Pizza Report posted on Thursday.

Not confining its analysis to pizza, the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had "abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night", and said this probably pointed to "a busy night at the Pentagon".

While far from scientific, the Pentagon pizza theory "is not something the internet just made up", the Takeout, an online site covering restaurants and food trends, noted earlier this year.

Pentagon-adjacent pizza joints also got much busier than usual during Israel's 2024 missile strike on Iran, it said, as there are "a multitude of fast food restaurants in the Pentagon complex, but no pizza places".

Pizza deliveries to the Pentagon reportedly doubled right before the US invasion of Panama in December 1989, and surged again before Operation Desert Storm in 1991. ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 06:14 PM | Reply

OK, so, in the name of National Security, will the Pentagon install a pizza shop next to Sec Hegseth's make-up room?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-15 06:15 PM | Reply

Armada Of USAF Tankers Just Deployed East Over Atlantic Spurring Speculation

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#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-16 10:46 AM | Reply

I just read where our good Christian Speaker was supposed to travel to Israel to address their Parliament, but he postponed the trip. What a shame.

#4 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-06-16 02:44 PM | Reply

"My Dearest Bibi:
I wanted the hardworking American taxpayer to fund my expensive, wasteful boondoggle so I could personally see how your ethnic cleansing campaign in Judea and Samaria is going, but the stupid Mohammedans are fighting back.
So we'll have to meet another time,
xxoo,
Mike Johnson
House Bloviator

PS: And thanks again for the continuous bombing of the Gaza Strip in 2024 which split off 6,265,888 antiwar voters from the Democrats which help deliver us Dotard Trumpf."

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-16 03:01 PM | Reply

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