Sorry bro... He's just not that into you anymore... I know you long for the days gone by... when you were a preznitchul engenue and he called you a "shiny object"...

The world watched you swoon and fawn ... he standing at the lecture beside you.. giving you a side eye... that dead expression affixed to his face barely betraying his smug satisfaction with your obedience to him in Helsinki.

Not sure why you expect him to stop a war for you... I mean... you know... everybody knows... he already helped you get elected twice... against women... isn't that enough?

Russia

if you're listening...

You will be richly rewarded...