Dummkopf Trumpf Delivers Irrational Christmas Speech
During a Christmas reception at the White House, Dummkopf Trumpf brayed nonsense for 40 minutes as First Lady Melanoma Trumpf stood cringing by his side.
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"The election was rigged in 2020," Dummkopf Trumpf bleated. "We have all the ammunition, all the stuff, and you'll see it come out. It's coming out in truckloads." Trumpf has repeatedly whined without evidence that the 2020 election which he lost to former President Joe Biden was fraudulent.
Minutes later, the Dotard-in-Chief boasted that he could win the state of California, a reliable Democratic stronghold, if not for Democratic meddling. "If the vote in California was legitimate, which it's not ... it's a rigged election in California because we would win California by a lot," Trumpf blared. Trumpf also claimed that "he won the Hispanic vote with every US county that touched the border with Mexico [sic]."
The geriatric president, good friends with the notorious sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, then ogled at a woman in the audience, whom he said bore a striking resemblance to his eldest daughter.
"Boy do you look like Ivanka, has anyone ever told you that?" Trumpf salivated, pointing at the woman and asking her to turn around for the camera. "It's the most unbelievable thing. You look just like Ivanka, which is a great compliment."
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-14 10:57 PM | Reply
More from the cited article ...
... After addressing the three incidents, the president delved into a lengthy, off-the-cuff rant, and at one discussed venomous snakes for roughly 10 minutes. He told the story of a White House physician, Dr. James Jones, who was bitten by a viper while hiking in Peru with former President Barack Obama's daughters. Jones lost consciousness several times but eventually recovered after months of rehabilitation. "It's known for being a rather rough place in terms of physical creatures crawling around," the 79-year-old president said of the South American nation. "It's funny when you talk about snakes and things like that, people find it interesting," Trump said to a hushed room. "Would anybody like to go to Peru and walk around the forest? No thank you, I'll say no thank you." He acknowledged the snake anecdote was "a terrible Christmas story, but it's a hell of story." ...
He told the story of a White House physician, Dr. James Jones, who was bitten by a viper while hiking in Peru with former President Barack Obama's daughters. Jones lost consciousness several times but eventually recovered after months of rehabilitation.
"It's known for being a rather rough place in terms of physical creatures crawling around," the 79-year-old president said of the South American nation.
"It's funny when you talk about snakes and things like that, people find it interesting," Trump said to a hushed room. "Would anybody like to go to Peru and walk around the forest? No thank you, I'll say no thank you."
He acknowledged the snake anecdote was "a terrible Christmas story, but it's a hell of story." ...
#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-14 11:02 PM | Reply
@#2 ... He acknowledged the snake anecdote was "a terrible Christmas story, but it's a hell of story." ...
Then, why did he relate it?
#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-14 11:03 PM | Reply
@#3 ... Then, why did he relate it? ...
Oh, he didn't stop there ...
... Later in his speech, he again brought up false claims that the 2020 presidential election was stolen and "rigged" against him. "The election was rigged in 2020," Trump said. "We have all the ammunition, all the stuff, and you'll see it come out. It's coming out in truckloads." Trump has repeatedly claimed, without evidence, that the election " which he lost to former President Joe Biden -- was fraudulent. ...
"The election was rigged in 2020," Trump said. "We have all the ammunition, all the stuff, and you'll see it come out. It's coming out in truckloads."
Trump has repeatedly claimed, without evidence, that the election " which he lost to former President Joe Biden -- was fraudulent. ...
... and his "Christmas" comments seem to go downhill from there ....
#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-14 11:06 PM | Reply
It saddens me greatly to have to say this, but my view is that the current President of the United States may have cognitive issues.
I also say that I am not a doctor, no medical training whatsoever.
So, hopefully, my opinion is wrong.
#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-14 11:09 PM | Reply
I wonder if Vance will be doing the State of the Union next year while Lewzer is undergoing perfect medical testing.
#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-14 11:18 PM | Reply
------- DIE, you pig.
#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-14 11:59 PM | Reply
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