"Argh! The Democratic Socialists of America's (DSA) communist cancer is growing, as their 86 wins nationwide last Tuesday showed! Blargh! But there's a problem " not a single one is eligible to serve in Congress, because the DSA platform explicitly states DSA candidates' intention to abolish the Constitution! So thankfully, Congress has a legitimate way to prevent these nation destroyers from taking federal office! Pflargh! And please send me money to fight these Marxist Mohammedans! Argh!"