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Saturday, March 08, 2025

BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) -- Colombian police apprehended a 40-year-old man attempting to smuggle several bags of cocaine concealed beneath a meticulously attached toupee. Police said the suspect was detained at Cartagena's airport on Monday as he prepared to board a flight to Amsterdam. A scanner revealed the hidden cargo: 220 grams of cocaine packaged in small bags, strategically placed under what authorities described as a "narco wig."

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I saw this on the local TV news last week, with the video.

Kudos to the Columbia police.



#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-03-08 10:46 PM | Reply

FFS. It's Colombia. Dumbass.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-08 10:57 PM | Reply

@#2 ... FFS. It's Colombia. ...

Oh, yeah. I know.

Good to see Columbia catching that person before he left Columbia.

That was the point I tried to raise.

... Dumbass. ...

Was that part of your comment really necessary?


#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-03-08 11:12 PM | Reply

A scanner revealed the hidden cargo: 220 grams of cocaine packaged in small bags, strategically placed under what authorities described as a "narco wig."

Some people are say dotard hides his adderall under his treason wig.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-03-09 07:01 AM | Reply

Damn, I'm going to Bogota next month and was hoping to do this. Dude blew my cover.

#5 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-03-09 12:44 PM | Reply

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