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Sunday, April 13, 2025

President Trump underwent the first annual physical of his second term Friday at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and he received an overall healthy report, which was released on Sunday. "President Trump remains in excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function. His active lifestyle continues to contribute significantly to his well-being," said Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president. "President Trump's days include participation in multiple meetings, public appearances, press availability, and frequent victories in golf events. President Trump exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health and is fully fit to execute the duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State," he added.

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Ronnie Jackson Jr.? Bwahaha.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-13 03:16 PM | Reply

Ok look, the ------- wart can spell and use punctuation.

#2 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-04-13 04:23 PM | Reply

A colonoscopy revealed last year that Trump had diverticulosis -- small pouches in the colon -- and a benign polyp, the report said, adding that a follow-up exam was recommended in three years.

Why didn't the physician mention the discovery of Putin's dick print?

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-13 04:29 PM | Reply

Did they change his diapers?

#4 | Posted by Clownshack at 2025-04-13 06:19 PM | Reply

I bet Sean got a Golden Idol Bust lapel pin for that Report.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-13 06:23 PM | Reply

Trump thought he was getting Barbarella.

www.google.com

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-04-13 07:11 PM | Reply

images.app.goo.gl

#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-04-13 07:12 PM | Reply

#6: You could be right. Trumpf would have been 21 or 22 avoiding Vietnam while pleasuring himself to Jane Fonda as Barbarella. The Dotard may have had a pleasant autosexual flashback when he heard the name of the physician who would lie for him on his physical.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-13 07:24 PM | Reply

The adjudicated rapist with 34 felony convictions gets his best exercise from grunting out Putin's DNA.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-14 10:55 AM | Reply

Americans should also see the results of JD Vance's physical. He might be suffering from ataxia or another form of motor skills disorder. Watch JD Vance break Ohio State's championship trophy at the White House before God and Country: youtu.be

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-15 12:21 AM | Reply

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