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Thursday, July 31, 2025

In an effort to attract more recruits, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is touting its student loan forgiveness program, along with up to $50,000 in signing bonuses.

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DHS' new ICE recruitment strategy includes 50K signing bonuses, student loan forgiveness and Trump posters. The incentives come as the agency tries to meet Trump's goal of hiring 10,000 new ICE agents and deporting a million people a year.

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-- Politico (@politico.com) Jul 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM

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Bwahaha.

No retarded MAGAT ---- signing up for the Gestapo has student loans, numbnutz.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-30 08:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's a recruiting tool, you brain-dead raetard.

#2 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-07-30 11:36 PM | Reply

Republicans do love them some Handouts!

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 12:03 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Why not go full G.I. Bill.

Since ICE is already intended to be a branch of the military under the direct command of the President, like the SS.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 12:04 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Republicans do love them some Handouts!

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 12:03 AM | Reply | Flag

At lease they require you take a job to get it.

#5 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-07-31 12:57 AM | Reply

Illegal aliens take a job and you reward them with Camp Sleepy Joe.

You're really confused.

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 01:07 AM | Reply

It must really suck continually being on the losing side of things.

A 19%'er calling someone else, confused.

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-07-31 08:09 AM | Reply

"It must really suck continually being on the losing side of things."

Trump has decided cancer research is for losers.

What sucks is living in a world where million of people just as ignorant as you refuse to understand America is losing right now.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 08:42 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

What sucks is living in a world where million of people just as ignorant as you refuse to understand America is losing right now.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 08:42 AM | Reply | Flag

LMAO And let me guess, the 19%'ers are the only ones who can save us?

BTW With cancer on the rise, does it ever occur to you that this research isn't working? Maybe stop throwing money at a cause that isn't working and try something else.

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-07-31 11:15 AM | Reply

BTW With cancer on the rise, does it ever occur to you that this research isn't working? Maybe stop throwing money at a cause that isn't working and try something else.
#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds

See, this is what I mean by "What sucks is living in a world where million of people just as ignorant as you refuse to understand America is losing right now."

Your statement is we should just give up on cancer research because cancer is on the rise.

That's a loser attitude.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 11:23 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Your statement is we should just give up on cancer research because cancer is on the rise.

That's a loser attitude.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 11:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

That's not what I said. Liar

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-07-31 11:39 AM | Reply

---- off ------. Nobody ------- cares.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-31 06:39 PM | Reply

Thank God the Republican Party handed out tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so Trump can promises student loan forgiveness and $50k to join his Gestapo.

Hating people has never been so lucrative!

Huzzah!!!

#13 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-07-31 06:45 PM | Reply

... In an effort to attract more recruits ...

So, ICE seems to be having difficulty attracting recruits?

What might be the reason for that?

#14 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-07-31 06:48 PM | Reply

"In an effort to attract more recruits"

Sounds like the government is spending millions on fraud, waste, and abuse.

#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 06:49 PM | Reply

Your statement is we should just give up on cancer research because cancer is on the rise.

That's not what I said. Liar
#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Let's review what you said:

BTW With cancer on the rise, does it ever occur to you that this research isn't working? Maybe stop throwing money at a cause that isn't working and try something else.
#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds

#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 06:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

owned.

#17 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-07-31 06:56 PM | Reply

He did say, "try something else" which I interpreted as, "let them ------- die."

So.

Huzzah?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-07-31 07:00 PM | Reply

What do you expect from a president who created a fake children's cancer charity so he could steal $2 million?

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-07-31 07:00 PM | Reply

He did say, "try something else" which I interpreted as, "let them ------- die."

I wasn't going to ask.
Probably some RFK Jr. nonsense.

#20 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-07-31 07:11 PM | Reply

LFTHNDTHRDS

Jesus this person is dumb, like profoundly stupid.

Starting the thread with "raetard" as part of an insult on someone else's intelligence.

Followed by "cancer is on the rise so cancel research on cancer".

LFTHNDTHRDS, just to help you out a bit "raetard" is spelled "------".

#21 | Posted by dibblda at 2025-07-31 08:10 PM | Reply

@#14 ... Still no answer to the simple question I posed ...

So, ICE seems to be having difficulty attracting recruits?

What might be the reason for that?



#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-07-31 10:39 PM | Reply

FWIW: The reason for ICE agents wearing masks is not to protect them; it is so that the type of people filling those jobs won't be so obvious i.e. former J6 criminals, recent South African immigrants, disgraced cops; neo nazis, racists, ex military with less than honorable discharges, etc. IOW: a bunch of low lifes.

Those masks are the modern day equivalent of the white hoods worn by the KKK during the Jim Crow era.

#23 | Posted by FedUpWithPols at 2025-08-01 07:34 AM | Reply

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