Trump Auctions Off Portrait of Jesus for $2.75 Million

Friday, January 02, 2026

Donald Trump welcomed 2026 with a glitzy bash at his Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach where he auctioned off a freshly painted portrait of Jesus Christ for $2.75m and said his new year's resolution was a wish for "peace on Earth".

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'$1 Million! Woah!' Trump Beams While Playing Auctioneer at Mar-a-Lago Bash -- Drums Up Bidding on Painting of Jesus to $2.75 Million

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Jesus wept.

Then he kicked some arse.

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap."
- Galatians 6:7

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-02 12:51 PM | Reply

Jesus the gardener?

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-02 05:05 PM | Reply

President Fraud was hoping that guy Jesus would really show up and turn West Palm Beach tap water into Trump wine. Cheap immigrant labor, good ROI. Best of all, Jesus is white, looks like Brad Pitt, or with a little imagination, like a 12-year-old daughter of his.

But that's a well-worn road in Trumplandia.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-01-02 08:24 PM | Reply

Says a lot about the state of affairs in America today, it is all for sale, and at the top of the corruption is...fundamentalist christianity.

#4 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-01-03 07:28 AM | Reply