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Thursday, February 19, 2026

Three federal immigration agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year, according to internal documents reviewed by Newsweek. A fourth incident involved an accidental taser discharge inside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) office. All three firearm discharges occurred during quarterly training sessions while agents were holstering their weapons, a routine but potentially high-risk moment in firearms handling.

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Fucking idiots. Just like Oreo Bo@ss.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-19 12:58 AM | Reply

OK, I just popped the phrase, "law enforcement shooting themselves" into my search engine of choice.

And guess how many instances were returned?

Zero.

So, if my search query yielded valid results, then what is the problem with ICE?

Inadequate training?

Pasture-pastry-for-brains?

Bad eye-sight?

Spacial Incognizance?


What?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-19 01:37 AM | Reply

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