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Thursday, February 19, 2026

Three federal immigration agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year, according to internal documents reviewed by Newsweek. A fourth incident involved an accidental taser discharge inside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) office. All three firearm discharges occurred during quarterly training sessions while agents were holstering their weapons, a routine but potentially high-risk moment in firearms handling.

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------- idiots. Just like Oreo Bo@ss.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-19 12:58 AM | Reply

OK, I just popped the phrase, "law enforcement shooting themselves" into my search engine of choice.

And guess how many instances were returned?

Zero.

So, if my search query yielded valid results, then what is the problem with ICE?

Inadequate training?

Pasture-pastry-for-brains?

Bad eye-sight?

Spacial Incognizance?


What?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-19 01:37 AM | Reply

All three firearm discharges occurred during quarterly training sessions while agents were holstering their weapons, a routine but potentially high-risk moment in firearms handling.

Poor trigger discipline. Probably keeping their fingers on triggers after shooting and then accidentally pulling the trigger when their finger hits the holster.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-02-19 11:41 AM | Reply

"what is the problem with ICE?"

Their mommies and daddies didn't love them enough.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-19 11:41 AM | Reply

I received notification of yet another death at an ICE facility, meaning 38 people have died in custody since Trump returned to office.

ICE is failing to ensure the health and safety of the people it is responsible for.

We need immediate oversight of this entire operation.

~ Pramila Jayapal ~

The serial child rapist keeps adding to his body count.

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-02-19 02:25 PM | Reply

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