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Friday, March 20, 2026

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an action star in the hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has died. He was 86. His family released a statement on Friday, writing, "It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace."

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Chuck Norris? The white man's Mr. T?

I thought he died years ago...

#1 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-03-20 02:11 PM | Reply

So, the better show. The A Team, or Walker Texas Ranger?

86 ain't bad, and kinda ironic.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-20 02:31 PM | Reply

The A Team, or Walker Texas Ranger?

They were both pretty silly.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-20 02:35 PM | Reply

I liked that Chuck had a sense of humor enough to appear in movies like Dodgeball or that one where he kicked the ---- out of Joe Piscopo....funny as hell.

Steven Segal takes himself too seriously for that. Chuck was truly cool......

#4 | Posted by eberly at 2026-03-20 02:42 PM | Reply

In other news "The grim reaper is currently on life support after sustaining heavy battle damage dragging a well-known celebrity into the grave."

#5 | Posted by schmanch at 2026-03-20 03:45 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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