Emulating North Korean supremo Kim Jong-Un on the 250th anniversary of America's independence, Dummkopf Trumpf posted an image of a $100 bill featuring his signature and a gilded AI image of himself on Mount Rushmore. The morbidly obese geriatric power-mad pedophile running America into the ground then asked: "Has anyone ever seen a Happy Dumocrat?" The worst POTUS in inter-galactic history also sniveled to a reporter that "[Benjamin Netanyahu] knows who the boss is," days ahead of another defilement of the White House by the notorious ICC-indicted war criminal, ethnic cleanser, and international fugitive from justice.

Two BFFs: "Happy 250th, Amerikkka!"