Expect no less from a bum who pleaded "no contest" to a felony theft charge.
Remember your MAGA values, kids: You're not a real MAGAt unless felonial behavior lands you in court.

We are introducing the MAGA Service Ribbon! It's a non-communist version of Overseas Service Bars that involves tattooing with red, white, and blue ink - liable to go sludgy green, so whatchit- and, for a small $1776 surcharge a pop, a drop of Rust-Oleum's Golden Sunset paint harvested hourly by loyal MAGAts from the Presidential KKKrapper. Remember: We can never squeeze you too hard and you can never give enough. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT (34 MAGA Service Bars - Eat your heart out, Byron Donalds!)