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Sunday, August 30, 2026

A host of US military leaders have warned US Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath that prolonging the illegal war being fought against Iran on Israel's behalf is unsustainable and risks weakening America's ability to confront threats elsewhere, including the US homeland. The dire warnings were detailed for the alcoholic head of the DOD in the 14 Aug edition of the SECDEF Orders Book (SDOB) by the US Army, USN, and USAF leadership, as well as the four-star commanders of EUCOM, PACOM, and SOUTHCOM.

OPERATION AIPAC FURY has weakened the US military and bankrupted the treasury. Universal healthcare for all Americans one day? Hah! Thanks very much Bibi and Miriam!

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Part of the plan.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-30 06:05 PM | Reply

"The SECDEF Orders Book (SDOB), typically produced twice monthly, outlines the worldwide availability of US warships, aircraft, personnel, and weapons systems. The SDOB reflects the POTIS priorities for the force, which are carried out by the SECDEF, and includes insights from the military's top generals and admirals that inform the directives the Pentagon issues."

~snip~

The AI-produced imagery below shows Senile Satan berating the alcoholic incompetent leader of the DOD at Camp David MD on 6 August over the catastrophic Islamophobic misadventure against the 93 million people of oil- and drone-rich Iran being fought by US military forces on Israel's behalf which has bankrupted America and weakened US national security.

While the AI imagery is not real; America's disaster and Dummkopf Trumpf chewing out Pete Hellsbreath at Camp David are quite real.


"FUNNY"

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-30 06:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

risks weakening America's ability to confront threats elsewhere

Except why would he stop if this is a concern? Clearly, this is the goal.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-31 06:12 AM | Reply

*** Trumpf Junta Apparatchik Sean Parnell Angry About Leak -- Witchhunt Coming? ***

From the internet:

"Publishing highly classified assessments from the Secretary's orders book is a crime. It's a betrayal of the force. And much of what they're publishing is inaccurate. Of course, we demand candid military advice. Non-concurs are standard. The Secretary of War Crimes sees them constantly. That's how you run a real military. We are in great shape around the world. This story isn't about readiness. It's TDS and PDS -- they hate Dummkopf Trumpf and alcoholic Secretary Kegsbreath more than they love Amerikkka."

TDS = Trumpf Diarrhea Syndrome accompanied by an acute shortage of toilet paper.

The profoundly underqualified Sean Parnell may be the next Secretary of the US Army.

Heaven help us.

~snip~

Hey Bibi, AIPAC, and Miriam! Thanks for bankrupting the US economy and weakening American national defense! How many more Muslims should the US kill for you? Tens of thousands? More? What will satisfy your bloodlust?

Thanks to these reckless Islamophobic "Forever Wars" in the Middle East, universal healthcare for all Americans is more than a galaxy and a half away because of all the national debt we have piled up.

Todah rabah!


"FUNNY"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-31 06:53 AM | Reply

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