Dummkopf Trumpf’s "Touch of Death" Ruins NYG Season

Friday, September 25, 2026

Several years ago, political strategist Rick Scott wrote that "everything Dummkopf Trumpf touches dies." This strange cosmological phenomenon continues plaquing those that the deeply unpopular and troubled POTUS comes in contact with, including the rebuilding New York Giants football team who pinned their future on new head coach John Harbaugh and rising superstar rookie QB Jaxon Dart.

"Few are spared."

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Dummkopf Trumpf's unholy negative aura " a diabolical "touch of death" " is an inexplicable pox and curse enfausting witting and unwitting victims contaminated by his malevolence. Several examples support political strategist Rick Scott's withering appraisal of the morbidly obese draft-dodging golf-cheating geriatric blasphemer, a poltroon who earlier this year fled from the NATO Summit in Ankara Turkiye cowardly hiding in a smelly hot dog cart because of a phonus-bolonus MANPADS threat the Israelis concocted to sabotage peace talks between Wash DC and Tehran " a ruse which the incompetent Trumpf junta fell for face-first.

(I of III)

"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-09-25 06:02 AM | Reply

Ruining Superbowl LIX on 9 Feb 2025 for thousands of fans by his unwanted attendance, the widely-resented Dummkopf Trumpf publicly backed the Kansas City Chiefs who went on to lose the championship game to the Philadelphia Eagles. Humiliated, the Dotard-in-Chief left the game early, tail tucked in between his ghastly swollen legs.

In June 2026, the white-hot NY Knicks saw their 13 -game winning streak end when the White House Windbag trespassed upon Madison Square Garden (MSG), marring an otherwise joyous event for millions of Gothamites. The Knicks resumed their winning ways, as well as the NBA crown, the very moment Trumpf disappeared from their radar screen.

Now Trumpf's negative karma has cast a gloomy pall on the season of the NY Giants.

(II of III)

"FUNNY"

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-09-25 06:03 AM | Reply

Earlier this year, Senile Satan fawned over handsome rookie NYG QB Jaxon Dart and his "beautiful legs." The rugged signal-caller and MAGA loyalist would go on to suffer a devastating season-ending knee injury against the LA Rams in only the second game of the NFL season, sabotaging any hopes for Big Blue to make a post-season run in 2026.

NY Yankees fans can only hope and pray that Dummkopf Trumpf stays mute and a galaxy away from the Bronx Bombers this year as they make an attempt to win the 28th World Series championship of their storied history, the most in MLB history.

"Everything Trumpf touches dies."

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"FUNNY"

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-09-25 06:07 AM | Reply