Ruining Superbowl LIX on 9 Feb 2025 for thousands of fans by his unwanted attendance, the widely-resented Dummkopf Trumpf publicly backed the Kansas City Chiefs who went on to lose the championship game to the Philadelphia Eagles. Humiliated, the Dotard-in-Chief left the game early, tail tucked in between his ghastly swollen legs.

In June 2026, the white-hot NY Knicks saw their 13 -game winning streak end when the White House Windbag trespassed upon Madison Square Garden (MSG), marring an otherwise joyous event for millions of Gothamites. The Knicks resumed their winning ways, as well as the NBA crown, the very moment Trumpf disappeared from their radar screen.

Now Trumpf's negative karma has cast a gloomy pall on the season of the NY Giants.

(II of III)

Earlier this year, Senile Satan fawned over handsome rookie NYG QB Jaxon Dart and his "beautiful legs." The rugged signal-caller and MAGA loyalist would go on to suffer a devastating season-ending knee injury against the LA Rams in only the second game of the NFL season, sabotaging any hopes for Big Blue to make a post-season run in 2026.

NY Yankees fans can only hope and pray that Dummkopf Trumpf stays mute and a galaxy away from the Bronx Bombers this year as they make an attempt to win the 28th World Series championship of their storied history, the most in MLB history.

"Everything Trumpf touches dies."