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Friday, October 30, 2026

At a Dummkopf Trumpf political rally in Rock Hill, South Carolina, an attendee floored a Faux News reporter during an interview, as follows:

  • Faux News Reporter: "The rally is being started here in Rock Hill and we've got Tom right here, who is kind enough to answer a few questions. Tom, why are you here?"
  • Rally Attendee Tom: "Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre, but this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here."
  • Faux News Reporter: "Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?"
  • Rally Attendee Tom: "That's right, there's nothing like seeing a cult right up front, man."
  • Faux News Reporter: "Alright. So maybe this is not a Trumpf supporter. So are some pro- and anti-Trumpf people here today."
    Senile Satan

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    "Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre, but this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here" [at the Dummkopf Trumpf rally].


    "FUNNY"

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-10-30 01:33 AM | Reply

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    When you get a chance, please merge this OP with Reinheitsgebot's who posted this story earlier.

    Thank you.

    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-10-30 01:52 AM | Reply

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