This past Saturday Melanoma Trumpf was painfully humiliated when thousands of people attending Louisiana State University's football game against Alabama in Baton Rouge raucously booed her. Organizers feebly responded by piping music over the speakers in what appeared to be a futile effort to smother the seismically loud torrent of jeers vollied against the deeply unpopular wife of the pedophilic president defiling the White House.

"Jeffrey who?"