So if the neurodivergent ketamine junkie isn't running the coup, who is?

They know an untrustworthy clodhopper when they see one
And the Musk-Trump-Vance administration is extremely clodhopper heavy.

Hitler's birthday was celebrated as a national holiday in Germany in 1939.
By the same kind of people who want to celebrate this slob's.

Has anyone told Leon?
Because you know Old Liberace is always afraid to do it himself.
Which eunuch got that assignment?
Oh, never happened?
Sooprise.
No, Leon is definitely running this sheetshow.
While Orange Liberace decomposes before our very eyes.

Take responsibility?
MAGAts?
With all that arrested development, the raw meat feeding their corporate masters?
Many, many children take far more responsibility than these donkeys.

#7
High?
Drunk?
The ---- reports in ...
You decide.

Then ...
"Executive Time" ... .
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

About which you know zilch.

#18
Oh, yessir, I sure do.
Still a bit bemused, though, about you getting lost in the parking lot at SF's Fang Restaurant.
But logic isn't really a big thang for you, is it, pookie?

Such an impressive guy!

Why should Leon bother telling his veep?
A cigar box filled with Sharpies ...
A stack of executive orders, each with a posted note attached so some functionary can announce its subject ...
And a box of crayons ...
Enough for Old Orange Liberace for one day.

Like his veep, Musk is a loathsome, incomplete human best quartered somewhere out on the edge with other feral creatures.

"I wouldn't say I'm a Trump sycophant ... "

No, go on, you can say the quiet part out loud.
(Cute little bao jar you got there, by the way.)

And I was having such a nice day ...

Seriously, Corky, thank you for posting this essay. There is a lot in it well worth pondering and so much already recognizable.

"You ever seen a FANG parking lot?"

No, but the one at "Lazy Days" in Islamorada can get a tad crowded.

I learned my lesson many moons ago when someone snapped the aerial off my old Plymouth Fury in high school because it had a small Goldwater pennant hanging from it.

You're really flashing neon with one of Leon's butt uglies.

"Without education, you are not going anywhere in this world."
Malcolm X
(Murdered Sixty Years Ago Friday)

There's probably one burning outside your hooch right now as you're gabbling.

#2
Such a maroon.
There's a whole world out there.
Yeah, beyond the borders of Gringolandia.
Imagine that.

Shakedowns, kompromat, insider information, nothing even remotely on the up-and-up.

Suckers.
~ Fat Orange Liberace

"Which country is Pres Trump trying to save?"

Wolken-Kuckucksheim