Shortly after being reelected as House Speaker, Mike Johnson read a prayer that he claimed was from Thomas Jefferson, despite there being no evidence the third president ever said it. read more
President-elect Donald J. Trump's denunciation of a stopgap spending bill has left Republicans without a strategy to fund the government, and Speaker Mike Johnson is grasping for a way to avert a shutdown this weekend. Mr. Trump torpedoed the bipartisan deal Mr. Johnson had struck, leaving him caught between two seemingly untenable options: continue with a bill sapped of Republican support or try to implement Mr. Trump's demands, which will be a tough sell among Democrats, who still control the Senate, and some Republicans. Mr. Trump publicly turned against the deal after the billionaire Elon Musk, the world's richest man, spent much of Wednesday railing against the agreement.
President-elect Donald Trump's appointee to advise him on Middle East affairs, Massad Boulos, is reported to have significant discrepancies between his public profile and documented business background, casting doubt on the thoroughness of the former president's vetting process. read more
While these early European humans were long seen as a species which we successfully dominated after leaving Africa, new studies show that only humans who interbred with Neanderthals went on to thrive, while other bloodlines died out. In fact, Neanderthal genes may have been crucial to our success by protecting us from new diseases we hadn't previously encountered. read more
Scientists have for the first time seen orcas hunting whale sharks, the biggest fish on the planet, new research has revealed. read more
Class act of the day?
Harris, of course.
"I won't bite," she cheerfully informed the mega-MAGAruderube.
The Bible in one hand, cane in the other explanation of Jeff and other Trump suckups? Just the usual: booshee. See www.thedailybeast.com
"Danish king changes coat of arms amid row with Trump over Greenland/Design shows intent to keep control of Faroe Islands and Greenland "
www.theguardian.com
A small country's way of telling the orange buffoon to pisse af.
Jefferson's version of the Bible is at americanhistory.si.edu
How long before MAGAts like Mike Johnson force the Smithsonian to take that down?
"My dad is a stage magician and he would always be very funny with his magic. Sometimes he would do shows at our church and I would have a little part in it. Once when I was 5, he came to my kindergarten and did a show for the whole school and I sat onstage behind him. He was doing an old trick, one that you could do for kids, and I could see how it worked. There was a dog going back and forth between these two doors " but really, there's two dogs. I'm behind my dad, and I just yell out, "There's two dogs!" Everyone at kindergarten, they walked out, they asked for their money back. I learned: Don't share everything."
* Nate Bargatze
Comedian/Observer
www.nytimes.com
If Trump tells the MAGAts there's only one dog, by golly, there's only one dog.
Biden was a place-holder, someone elected to steer us clear of oligarch-manipulated rube insanity. And it worked. But four years passed, Biden and his people lied, Harris was a terrific candidate considering the job at hand, but a narrow percentage of Americans opted for more Jerry Springer governance from a poorly informed, mentally challenged felon in steep physical and mental decline. Go figure.