Please use properly respectful, hushed tones when speaking of MAGA Jesus.
Otherwise, He's liable to grab you by your --------.
Because He's a "star," is MAGA Jesus.

MAGA Jesus has learned a few things.
For one, there are literally almost zero restraints to keep him from doing anything goddamn thing he wants to do.
This is what the Republican Party has helped create.
MAGA Jesus is Robert Mugabe is MAGA Jesus.
Praise be, MAGA Jesus.

She played a beloved character and brought some smiles into lives. That's pretty darn good, when you think about it. Good wishes, stay strong.

The Poodle Room.
Perfect for a dipsomaniacal lapdog.

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

#8
Hey, what about Teapot Dome? Oh, no. Wait, the poppy boom! Yeah, that's the ticket for deflection.

But I realize for MAGAts, $240,000,000 gone poof on their watch is nothing. Wait until we get the bill for their war.

That's the worm doing the talking.

Watch out, or it'll turn down your volume.

"Mishap" is the new "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly."

#14
My guess is quite a bit of anti-Trump sentiment abroad easily morphs into a generalized anti-American sentiment. After all, Americans voted this creature into office not once but twice.

"Listen, don't mention the war," Brit hotelier Basil Fawlty tells staff with respect to the establishment's German guests. "I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."*

* Fawlty Towers, "The Germans" (1975)

Trump a mere "king"?!?
Why, He's MAGA Jesus.

Pointing a gun? They've shot and murdered people with the blessings of MAGA Jesus.

Me. My ******* merch is better. It's all about ******* me. The damn merch. So ***damn much better. You ******** want it? We ******* got it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~ MAGA Jesus

You vote for a caudillo, you get caudillismo.

Was Thomas, that paragon to judicial mediocrity, delivered to this sad jeremiad via the RV he obtained his usual way: rank corruption?

You betcha he isn't keen on progressives/progressivism and anything else he doesn't understand or thinks threatens him keeping his shoved way down deep in the trough.

For MAGA Jesus, war is like professional wrestling.
Others do the dirty work while he watches.
Blessed are the warmakers, for they entertain MAGA Jesus.

Hypotheticals is really a fun game. What if it happened on a Friday night in Rio back in 1942 in a favela where the caiman is to die for? Huh?

Another miracle wrought by MAGA Jesus.

Not to worry, folks. Six bankruptcies, including casinos busted out, found guilty of sexual abuse, thirty-four felony convictions, theft from a cancer charity, grifting and grafting on unprecedented scale haven't held MAGA Jesus back. Trump bless God.

"Pardoned 6 Jan Lunatic Guilty of Child Sexual Abuse"

One wonders to what extent this describes both the pardoned and his felonistic, adjudicated sexual abuser pardoner.

"Well it wasn't depict - it was me, I've, I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support. And uh, only the fake news could come up with that one so I had, I had uh ... I just heard about it, and I said, "How did they come up with that?" It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better, and I do make people better, I make people, uh, a lot better, as an example, uh the 11,000 I uh - "
MAGA Jesus
AKA "Mr. PersonWomanManCameraTeeVee!"
April 14, 2026
(161st Anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's Assassination)

#8
Everything sounds like California to you.
Too much MAGA Jesus bad for you baa-baas.

#27
Truly a silly worm's eye perspective. Try using "nuanced" and "presenting" as terms for your next outing. You'll do better.

JayVee, apparently a Yale nod to some sort of tokenism, usually pontificates so long and at what he so wants us to know is truly astonishing altitude that - having self-hypnotized to the sound of his own voice - he just might accidentally let the cat (and the dog, both eaten) out of the bag. Basically, comes across as a pompous arse.