Don't worry! The Air Force Sky Brothel, fresh from Qatari Airlines and Pleasure Dome, will fly these criminals around the western hemisphere for free--'cause we're getting the plane for free!
--Frugal GOP MAGA functionaries

My advice to all DR readers: get your vaccines updated, where needed. Covid, Measles, flu, and any others that may soon see variations that will then require extensive testing. Many Americans are going to get sick in the coming year, and far more will die than they should...

Steve Witless: condo salesman to foreign criminals from around the world. He is the only government official working on commission and acts that way. The Russians and other bad actors are all hoping this clueless knob shows up on their doorstep. An 8-year old could negotiate better ...

This dim bulb thinks he still matters to the republicans and to Der Dotard. Congress will matter again only if the Dems wrest control in the midterms, if there are elections. Santos has nothing to offer the head of the government and is already out of Trumps thoughts forever. He will receive no pardon or commutation of his sentence. He stretched his 15 minutes into 45. That's enough ...

Refugees, eh?
-got a US sponsor to support each person, including children, while they look for jobs and housing?
-no one should expect these moochers to get Medicaid--right?
-everyone must speak English, with no accents allowed
-I hope every one of these beggars has a college degree and marketable skills
-don't forget that $1,000 fee, payable upon entry
-no non-Christians allowed, and also disallowed will be anyone with a firearm or a criminal record
-each person must check in at their local ICE office weekly, bringing with them bank statements and records of searching for work
-those not complying will be sent to El Salvador

While you're here, enjoy your stay in Mississippi!

I'm sure that the crack team at the FBI, lead by crime dog Kash Patel, will be on this as soon as they get back from the big WWE event in some burgh in some Red State. Those FBIers will be all over those pizzas!

Gosh, I'm glad I voted to approve this guy!
--No GOP MAGA functionary ever

Okies shoot each other for less...

He makes these announcements to get those who favor such laws to crawl to him, in hopes of getting people to kiss his backside and shower him with phony praise. El Heavy is too far gone to notice the insincerity in the words spoken to him...

No drugs here.
Through Weight Watchers and exercise I've lost 35 lbs. and kept it off. Sad to think back on all the crap, in small amounts, I put into my pie hole. Weight Watchers works for me...

An article published on Bloomberg describes the 200 cases where Der Dotard has lost in court, and we're just over 100 days into this administration. I'm confident that with the Jeanine Pirro cocktail hour in the DC courts that the losses will keep coming. Imagine the thoughts of the DOJ lawyers who have to go to court time after time with no case, and then get humiliated by federal judges, and then have to return to the office and explain to some drunk, screaming 73-year old why they lost. There will be many more government functionaries that will have a black hole on their resumes, for their time tending the Dotard's dumpster fire...

Don't worry--in about a week JV and his wifey will show up unannounced, demanding to be let into the Swedish Riksdag so as to tell them (1) to do as El Heavy says, and (2) correct the spelling for Riksdag...

Toast him with an Old Style...

News organs report that a group of CIA operatives landed in Gander, Newfoundland in their CIA-logo plane, jumped off and got into a group of black Chevy Suburbans, then roared off to scout out the territory. Later in the day, all of them gathered in a local restaurant to openly talk about what they observed. Many of the visitors complained that they couldn't find any Eskimos, reindeer, talking snowmen, or submarines transporting Rock Hudson. Observers later noted that the visitors were actually all Fox News producers, working for the CIA on a volunteer basis...

Don't worry, Marty and Debbie--you son will not be violently --------- daily. We think...
--ICA officials

Great ! Those guys from "Glengarry Glen Ross" will be slinging swampland in Florida for real this time...

The Plowed Boyz and their ilk make the basket of deplorables look like Rhodes Scholars or Mormon missionaries...

The Dolt Patrol can shut down the program, but companies will not stop manufacturing methods, in search for even greater efficiency of use. No one is showing up at the hardware store searching for incandescent light bulbs, because (1) they are no longer made, and (2) LED bulbs use much less energy, give off less heat and last years longer. I'll bet all DR readers that one could walk into any Dump Hotel and find LED bulbs everywhere. Less energy use and less labor cost to keep all the lights on. Only a bad businessman would want higher costs, right, oh Orange One?

Make the cost $47mm and El Heavy will double down on the event. Americans should stay away, or show up waving flags from Russia or China ...

Ultra-smart business guys El Heavy and Leon should realize that it would be cheaper to train these immigrants in marketable trades, make them learn American English, pay taxes and join the conga line of immigrants who then become citizens. Spending millions to transport and house these folks far away, then spend on the legal cost to defend the government's actions make no sense in comparison ...

Grok might teach Leon about how to have a sense of humor. Or it could be shut down next week ...

Strong arm tactics have come into fashion
The muscle boys are back in style
They shatter the bones of descension
And never crack a smile
Well, if that's the way breaks are gotten
You know I'm gonna give it a try
All I want is everything

--"All I Want is Everything" Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes

Here in Okiehomie the locals don't have to worry about tourists showing up, except for the undocumented Chinese sex workers found each week when illegal MJ grows are busted...

And suddenly, many sub-categories on Porn sites went dark, rather than pay the tariffs...

There are many, many employers who will pay more for these people to stay in the US. Let's let the free market decide. There is nothing like workers seeking their value and highest wage in the labor market. That's what makes America a great place...