Well--I was wrong above.

Gnome being replaced with Plumber-Butt Mullin is a step back. This guy has "Moron" stamped on his driver's license, and he argued because he thought it said "Mormon'. He is widely known in Okiehomie as a bad smell that cannot be eliminated. Folks there are deathly afraid that he will try to run for governor. Fun fact: he does not have a bachelor's degree, and shows it. Now he gets to run one of the largest departmental budgets of any agency in DC. What could go wrong? Watch and see...

Krusty Gnome will be replaced shortly after Der Dotard hands out autographed copies of the Epstein Files with his name on every page...

Doesn't matter. All must get out to vote and should be prepared for no mail-in ballots, heavily restricted early voting and long lines. That's if there are elections allowed everywhere. In 2026 we must vote as if our freedom depend upon it, because it does...

Trump's clubs are well known for courses in very good condition, drink cart girls with huge 'tracts of land', and not much more. Service: good. Food: third rate, with menus written for a guy with the palate of a 10-year old. In Westchester, the membership at Trump's club are the sort who don't know much beyond the name, don't have the connections to get into the best clubs and don't know what they are missing from a first-class club that likes to keep a low profile...

OK by me. BC is beautiful. If I could move to Victoria today, I would...

Like it or not, the FBI is designed to battle crime of a sort that local law enforcement cannot in this country. Bug-Eye is well into his mission of wreaking the infrastructure of the FBI, and into this vacuum ICE and other thug-life organizations in DHS are rushing, hoovering up money, building their own infrastructure that involves the active surveillance of law-abiding American citizens. In my view, Kash Machine is working hand in glove with Krusty Gnome to develop an apparatus more dangerous than ever thought of J. Edgar Hoover's work.

Hey there, GOP-MAGA folk: imagine that organization at the beck and call of, oh, the second coming of Bill Clinton...

But Hunter Biden, um, something or other ...

Fun story. The rodent problem in that store must have been resolved. As interesting as they are, owls are stone killers, and will go after dogs and cats...

ICE and related bodies will have their missions and scope of operation greatly reduced once their is comprehensive immigration reform, a pathway to citizenship and a real, robust guest worker program--all of which are greatly needed in the US. Given the cowardly nature of many pols these days, such will occur shortly after Der Dotard receives his Nobel Peace Price, or his FIFA War Prize...

The key feature of this investigation and possible prosecutions is that the matter is beyond Trump's pardon power. Of course, few, if any of those charged in the end will present themselves for arrest, which will result in warrants being issued for their arrest. It is doubtful that many will go peacefully when area bounty hunters show up. Of course, many of those dodging arrest will be given up by their wives and girlfriends. You too, Greg Bovino...

If you listen hard enough you can hear the falling of World Cup ticket prices, for games played in the US and Mexico. Teams will be staying in Canadian cities from coast to coast, enjoying the beautiful summer weather, the Canadian hospitality and freedom from the risk of players being chased down and shot by ICE thugs, most of whom think that WWE is real...

The Iranians are rumored to be shopping anti-ship missiles from the Chinese. Imagine if they fired three of them at the Gerald Ford, and sank it. No, we cannot imagine that...

And yet, she cannot understand how much derision is shown to her, why she is laughed at and seen as a semi-literate, grasping gold digger. Anyone who would dare to pass of the words of another First Lady as her own, is rarely seen in Washington or at her husband's side, and has no accomplishments to speak of other than her hats is so far out of her depth in a place like the UN, its as if she were to go to the best restaurant in New York and order a salad and a medium-rare cheeseburger...

This is the best news of a bad week.

This criminal's photo should be posted at gun stores and ranges nationwide, to help convince American gun owners to not do as he has done. It's simple: store guns and ammo in separate places, both locked up. Guns are stored with trigger locks or zip ties blocking the weapon from being in firing configuration. Those under 21 handle firearms only at the range or in the field, under the supervision of a mature adult, and their access to ammo is limited. No one goes home from the gun store without being trained in the carry and operation of the firearm, and all guns are carried in closed, secure cases...

Well now, these other countries just don't realize that the US is the hottest country in the world!! And our Dow stock market number is, um, $47,854. We're the best!!
--Lying MAGA functionaries, from their fantasy world

It sure would be funny if a certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat were to drop dead before pardoning the teeming horde of criminal grifters and JV Pants would forget to issue pardons for those like Krusty Gnome. The perp walks from sea to shining sea would produce a laff riot ...

West Texas Intermediate closed today, March 2, at about $71.50, up almost $10 per barrel from a week ago, when it closed at $62. For those watching at home, that's 15% higher in a week. Remember: oil prices are sticky downward, so they rise faster and easier than they fall. Prices at the pump will reflect this change at the producer level in, oh, about three days. Fill up now, and look forward to Der Dotard promising sunshine, rainbows and lower gas prices. Any day now...

This is the prequel to "The Handmaid's Tale". What, in God's name, will happen to those babies once born? Will they be harvested for their organs? Kept with their mothers, who will then be sent to Swaziland? Put up for adoption? left outside in a basket on a cold night? A combination of all four?

For being a bunch of people who claim to be "Christian" these people sure seem like they have never heard the Word of God, attended a religious service or had an ounce of empathy for any other living being. Trump may pardon them on his last day in office, but that act will not get them past St. Peter...

I just ate two hard-boiled eggs, hummus and bean salad for lunch. High protein, low fat, high fiber, and I'll wager my meal cost about $1.50. For a man who gives a lot of health and nutrition advice, Heroin Bob sounds a lot like a drug-addicted rich lawyer. Better he were to read horoscopes since he would be more accurate there...

Wait. What happened to the conversations over the past few weeks, between the Iranians and Der Dotard's negotiation team, the Condo Salesman and the Little Wooden Boy? The US negotiation team spoke in terms of making money, and the Iranians spoke in terms of national sovereignty and the need to develop weapons to fend off Israel. Those conversations were doomed, because Trump sent the wrong people. Steve Witless may be a friend of Donald, but he is far out of his depth in diplomacy. As for J-Red, sending him (and his partner, another Jew) to talk to Iranian Muslims was so tone deaf as to be pathetic...

These pols are all tying themselves to Charlie Kirk to get their hands on Turning Point money and membership lists. And to get a taste of his rich widow ...

Pro tip to Nate Silver: keep your mouth shut and don't tell these MAGA hacks about their problems. Let them find out on their own ...

Next up: every FBI employee will be required to download this young witches screeching songs at least 50,000 times to put her at the top of the charts. Family members too ...

All those MAGA types will be so proud to see their children go off to war, in glorious defense of the Homeland. None should expect that when those children return in coffins that any in theDotards administration will attend the funerals, or offer words of solace. Remember what Saint Charlie Kirk said: empathy is bad

Homer Comer and the GOP stooges on the committee were hoping to catch two very experienced lawyers and public officials in some sort of inconsistent statement. That they failed means that the committee will cease its investigation, since, you know, there is no one else to question ...