Pooh Bear just needs to give Trump a few billion and Hair Furor will be happy to turn Taiwan over to China. Pussolini might throw in Japan as a BOGO deal.

"Zelensky, Trump Meet Over Thanksgiving to Finalize Deal?"

It's a trap!

Imagine the faux outrage from Putin's Beach if Zelensky doesn't thank him on Thanksgiving?

"Zelensky, Trump Meet Over Thanksgiving [Thank-yous-giving] to Finalize Deal"

Fixed!

In unrelated "news":

"Almost resigned" is a long way away from "resigned,"
#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

It's like that time I almost asked the prettiest girl in my high school to prom. She didn't almost say yes, though. :(

Trump Amplified Foreign-Based Accounts This Weekend

Trump is a Foreign-Based account.

He's done more to destroy the US as president than Russia managed during the entire Cold War.

And many of these foreign trolls are right here on drudge.com. When does this august site get such an "About This Account" feature?

"I know who you are!"
#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

No sheet! They're sitting right next to you at your sheethole country's madrassa IT room helping you draft your pro-Hamas propaganda.

"rapist, felon"? Hey moron, pay attention, not true.
#8 | Posted by fishpaw

And that's why Hair Furor denied it at his many trials under oath.

Rand Paul Predicts GOP Fracture over Venezuelan Strikes

Why? Vuvuzelas sound horrible! They should be wiped from the face of the earth.

Oh, Venezuela? Whatever, who cares.

Why do these older aliases, that have been dormant of a decade or two, suddenly decide to become alive? Currently, because I do not have an answer to that question, I am ~playing along.~ :)
#18 | Posted by LampLighter

@ LampLighter
Mystery solved?

>"major" boazo boi is the penultimate tough guy, ready to take on grizzles as well
>#28 | Posted by A_Friend

#15

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." - Albert Einstein, Living Philosophies
#16 | Posted by A_Friend

Occam's Razor in the age of paid internet trolls alleviates much of the mystery.

>@#15 ... Either that, or you only started posting recently for some reason. ...

Yeah, that aspect has been a curiosity for me here. Why do these older aliases, that have been dormant of a decade or two, suddenly decide to become alive? Currently, because I do not have an answer to that question, I am ~playing along.~:)
#18 | Posted by LampLighter

So much troll interest for a tiny site (e.g., Hans who shows up every four years or so, or SheepleSchism and OneIronTurd). And new accounts from peeps like our jihadist-in-residence, C0RI0LANUS (who turns all topics, no matter how unrelated, to the Jews every time).

Can only imagine that they are practicing their craft here for bigger fish?

#8 I'd say if I am, as you say, Seniority: 30, that sounds like an "old handle" to me.
#9 | Posted by A_Friend

Ah, ok.

Didn't recognize your name and you've been around here longer than me. So figured you had changed your name recently. Either that, or you only started posting recently for some reason.

A_Friend
Seniority: 30

So, what was your old handle?

All that did was [help Ukraine kill 200,000 Russkies, wound another 800,000, wreck the Russian economy for generations to come without risking a single American life. Removing Russia as a credible threat, all for total cost in five years to Americans of about a fifth of what we spend on our military every single year]
#19 | Posted by lfthndthrds

FTFY, not that MAGATs see the destruction of Russia as a bad thing nowadays, ever since they swore their allegiance to an Obese Orange Bag of Pus and decided they hate the FBI and love Russia.

We could always to what the last President did..... absolutely nothing....
#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds

"Dems do both too much and too little to help Ukraine!"
-MAGATs explaining the quantum physics of Dems fighting Russian hegemony (as they drop to their knees to give Putin another session of oral loving)

So what?

I've heard from a very fine self-proclaimed Christian on this site that it doesn't really matter how many children Trump Epsteined. It's just a finger, or a penis, or whatever. Or as Trump would put it

General Kellogg 'Quits' After Trump's Surrender Plan Leaks

He must have been shocked to find out that Trump is Putin's Beach, likes to swallow, and then asks for seconds.

>It's not the job of the federal government to "look out" for citizens. --Boaz

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
#42 | Posted by Dbt2

"Clearly just a figure of speech. Like when they added the bit about abolishing slavery or giving women the right to vote. Not meant to be taken literally."
-MAGAts

And FWIW, both Lucey and Piggy seem fairly attractive. So maybe take it as a compliment?

The reporter was identified as Katherine Lucey (sp?) but she does not appear overweight?
#10 | Posted by rosemountbomber

bear attacked a group of students and teachers who were out walking in Canada earlier this week

Tolerance of the gays ...

In Reversal, Coast Guard Again Classifies Swastikas as Hate Symbol

Too late! Got the tattoo yesterday.

So what? He's gonna cook them, right? All the bacteria and scum will be dead by the time it makes it to the table.
#3 | Posted by TFDNihilist

You can't cook away the heat stable toxins produced by bacteria. Which is why eating rotten meat isn't a good idea, no matter how thoroughly you heat it. (Which reminds me of a scene from Cold Mountain, where some characters put that theory into practice).