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The Best Part of the Trump-Zohran Meeting
Dean Obeidallah: The best part of the Trump-Zohran meeting was what happened immediately afterwards!
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For those shocked by how smitten Donald Trump was with Zohran Mamdani during their Oval Office meeting on Friday, it's simply because you don't know about the special powers, we, Muslims have. One of them is the ability to mesmerize people. Now, we only use this super Muslim power in special moments. We just can't go around captivating people all day because we would have too many people chasing us around like smitten puppy dogs.
#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-23 02:20 PM | Reply
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How does this spell get cast? Some online have speculated that Zohran called Trump "Habibi." I can neither confirm nor deny that the word "Habibi" "or "Habibiti" for a woman"is part of how we do this. But the trance I saw Trump in means Zohran likely dropped a special potion of Middle Eastern/exotic spices into Trump's Diet Coke or McDonald's cheeseburger. While I'm sworn to secrecy on the full list of ingredients, it likely involves sumac, cumin, cardamom with a hint of Trump's favorite Doritos nacho cheese flavor. How powerful is it? Just look at the photo below. We all want someone to look at us with that type of affection!
But the trance I saw Trump in means Zohran likely dropped a special potion of Middle Eastern/exotic spices into Trump's Diet Coke or McDonald's cheeseburger. While I'm sworn to secrecy on the full list of ingredients, it likely involves sumac, cumin, cardamom with a hint of Trump's favorite Doritos nacho cheese flavor. How powerful is it? Just look at the photo below. We all want someone to look at us with that type of affection!
#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-23 02:20 PM | Reply
More from the cited article ...
... That was all gone yesterday -- at least from Trump's point of view. There was Trump pushing back on reporters that are from pro-Trump media outlets saying at one point, "I'll stick up for you." Trump added later he would live in New York under Mayor Mamdani and even said he was "confident that he [Zohran] can do a very good job". Now if you watch the clips -- such as the one below -- as Trump is defending Zohran and looking at him with puppy dog eyes, Zohran is simply being Zohran. He's professional, poised and like always focused on his message of affordability for New Yorkers. ...
Now if you watch the clips -- such as the one below -- as Trump is defending Zohran and looking at him with puppy dog eyes, Zohran is simply being Zohran. He's professional, poised and like always focused on his message of affordability for New Yorkers. ...
#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 02:25 PM | Reply
In the first week Zohran Mamdani's job portal opened after easily defeating Andrew 'Judas Iscariot' Cuomo, the job bank was swamped with 50,000 applicants eager to work for him from entry to senior level.
I told my wife I was considering unretiring so that I can use my previous USIC experience to work for my fellow Bronx High School of Science alum.
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Coriolanus knows!"
#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-23 02:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
@#4 ... my fellow Bronx High School of Science alum ...
An excellent school.
Brooklyn Tech alum here.
#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 03:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
@#4 ... In the first week Zohran Mamdani's job portal opened ...
An important official who has said she intends to stay in the position...
NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani to keep Jessica Tisch on as police commissioner www.nbcnews.com
... Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced that he has chosen New York City Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch to continue in her role leading the largest police department in the nation. As a candidate, Mamdani vowed to keep Tisch -- who was appointed commissioner by Mayor Eric Adams -- in the role. Pledging to keep Tisch on as police commissioner could be seen as a way to assuage voters' concerns that Mamdani, a democratic socialist, would not take crime as a serious issue, and over his past statements to defund the police. In a statement, he applauded Tisch for "cracking down on corruption in the upper echelons of the police department, driving down crime in New York City, and standing up for New Yorkers in the face of authoritarianism." "Together, we will deliver a city where rank-and-file police officers and the communities they serve alike are safe, represented, and proud to call New York their home," Mamdani said in the statement. ...
As a candidate, Mamdani vowed to keep Tisch -- who was appointed commissioner by Mayor Eric Adams -- in the role.
Pledging to keep Tisch on as police commissioner could be seen as a way to assuage voters' concerns that Mamdani, a democratic socialist, would not take crime as a serious issue, and over his past statements to defund the police.
In a statement, he applauded Tisch for "cracking down on corruption in the upper echelons of the police department, driving down crime in New York City, and standing up for New Yorkers in the face of authoritarianism."
"Together, we will deliver a city where rank-and-file police officers and the communities they serve alike are safe, represented, and proud to call New York their home," Mamdani said in the statement. ...
#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 03:08 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
But one thing we knew it did already was piss off the anti-Muslim haters. If enjoying that is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Isn't that the truth!
#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-23 03:16 PM | Reply
A_Friend Seniority: 30
So, what was your old handle?
#8 | Posted by censored at 2025-11-23 05:07 PM | Reply
#8 I'd say if I am, as you say, Seniority: 30, that sounds like an "old handle" to me.
#9 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-23 05:10 PM | Reply
@#7 ... But one thing we knew it did already was piss off the anti-Muslim haters ...
MAGA seems to be quite concerned about the warm, admiring, reception Pres Trump gave Mayor-elect Mamdani in the Oval Office.
MAGA seemed to be expecting a reception more along the lines of the February 25, 2025 Trump-Vance Oval Office ambush of Pres Zelensky.
#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 06:51 PM | Reply
Laura Loomer Completely Melts Down Over Mamdani-Trump Meeting newrepublic.com
... Self-described "proud Islamophobe" Laura Loomer could barely conceal her rage about President Donald Trump's meeting with NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani Friday, which, by all appearances, went shockingly well. "Not condemning Trump," Loomer disclaimed, before launching into her tirade. "However, I think we can all agree its a bad look to let a foreign born jihadist who said he wants to implement ANTI WHITE policies like taxing white people more money to stand behind the desk in the Oval Office." It seems like Trump himself would disagree with Loomer's characterization: In the meeting, when asked if he "thought he was standing next to a jihadist," Trump said, "No, I don't." When a reporter asked whether Mamdani still believed the president was a fascist, Trump said,"You can just say yes. It's easier than explaining it. I don't mind," while patting the mayor-elect on the arm. ...
"Not condemning Trump," Loomer disclaimed, before launching into her tirade. "However, I think we can all agree its a bad look to let a foreign born jihadist who said he wants to implement ANTI WHITE policies like taxing white people more money to stand behind the desk in the Oval Office."
It seems like Trump himself would disagree with Loomer's characterization: In the meeting, when asked if he "thought he was standing next to a jihadist," Trump said, "No, I don't."
When a reporter asked whether Mamdani still believed the president was a fascist, Trump said,"You can just say yes. It's easier than explaining it. I don't mind," while patting the mayor-elect on the arm. ...
#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 06:53 PM | Reply
@#11
OK, my opinion is that Ms Loomer is a loonie.
So, let's try to find a more rational MAGA person ...
MAGA Reacts to Donald Trump's Praise of Zohran Mamdani www.newsweek.com
... "Johnny MAGA," who has about 265,000 followers on X, called it an "incredible moment in the Oval as Trump extends the olive branch to Zohran." "MAGA Voice," with around 1.3 million followers on X, said the president "has Zohran Mamdani shaking his head yes the whole time," adding, "This was such a power move by President Trump." User "MJTruthUltra," who has about 597,200 followers on X, said, "Trump and Mamdani exchange niceties and talk about their mutual respect' they have for one another I wasn't expecting this ... you?" "DogRightGirl," with about 346,900 followers on X, said, "Trump is in complete control and relaxed. Mamdani is out of his league and nervous." ...
"MAGA Voice," with around 1.3 million followers on X, said the president "has Zohran Mamdani shaking his head yes the whole time," adding, "This was such a power move by President Trump."
User "MJTruthUltra," who has about 597,200 followers on X, said, "Trump and Mamdani exchange niceties and talk about their mutual respect' they have for one another I wasn't expecting this ... you?"
"DogRightGirl," with about 346,900 followers on X, said, "Trump is in complete control and relaxed. Mamdani is out of his league and nervous." ...
#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-23 06:57 PM | Reply
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