Back to Steve Martin - What I Believe
what I
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believe I believe in rainbows and puppy
dogs and fairy tales and I believe in
the
family mom dad and grandma and uncle
Todd waves his
penis
and I believe in eight of the 10
commandments and I believe in going to
church every Sunday unless there's a
game
on
I believe that
sex is one of the most
beautiful wholesome and natural
things that money can buy
and I believe it's derogatory to refer
to a woman's breasts as -----
jugs
winnebagos or golden
bozos and you should only refer to them
as
Hooters
and I
believe you should place a woman on a
pedestal high
enough so so you can look up her
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dress
I
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believe an
equality equality for everyone no matter
how stupid they are or how much better I
am than they
are
people say I'm crazy for believing
this but I
believe that robots are stealing my
luggage and I
believe that Ronald Reagan can make this
country what it once
was an Arctic region covered with
ice
and I believe that the only good
laugh is the laugh who get get from a
professional
comedian and
lastly I believe that of all the evils
on this
Earth there is nothing
worse than the music you're listening to
right now
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oh
www.youtube.com
Big Iron is another fav of mine... here's a Rap Guy reacting to it; like being in the 'hood' he says.
www.youtube.com
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