I didn't say that - Stormy Daniels did. If she lied she should go to jail for perjury.

#25 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

But she didn't lie and she won't go to jail.

On the other hand when twice impeached convicted felon (and your hero) and criminally indicted Trumpy loses this election and gets stomped to the curb by an America fed up with his nonsense and hateful BS and tedious insane and incoherent rhetoric he COULD definitely go to jail.

So it's no wonder you and he are so desperate. What will you do when Dear Leader is locked up for his crimes?

Will you cry for poor poor Trumpy?

And guess what Kamala has to look forward to if she was to (Gawd forbid!) lose? Nothing. Maybe a nice vacation somewhere. Maybe another try in 4 years.

Meanwhile Trumpy rots away in prison. Or an insane asylum.

"That is just excuse making."

No excuses needed. But apparently you have a selective memory. So you apparently need reminding of historical facts.

...

They all dropped out in order to clear a path for Biden over Sanders

#49 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Which was the correct strategy apparently.

Because Biden won.

Biden beat humpy Trumpy from his basement I hear.

What Tony Roma omits is th3e fact that in spite of a healthy war chest and very friendly media coverage, her run for presidency 4 years ago crashed and burned badly.

#42 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

What a dumb argument. That is truly some weak sauce bro. You must be getting desperate to dig so deep into the BS.

What strawbringer forgets is that Trumpy (as a supposed billionaire) ran for President 4 four times ... that would be three crash and burns) and he only won once. Barely. And he has never won the popular vote because he is obviously not that popular.

Also she will soon join a long list of notable Presidents that lost before they won.

tell me FEMA isn't giving tax payer money to illegals and you're a god damn liar.

#12 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Tell us that you aren't a god damn liar and you're a god damn liar.

FEMA has dedicated disaster relief money that cannot be used for other purposes. Separately, it was tasked by Congress in 2022 to disseminate money from Customs and Border Protection to help communities that received influxes of migrants.

Now. You get one guess as to which party controlled Congress in 2022 when Congress authorized and directed those separate funds to be spent on communities that are receiving influxes of immigrants. .

"Prices returning to normal in 3,2,1..."

Define "normal"

It's normal for prices to rise at a certain rate.

I remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon. (For leaded gas. Ack!)

Should I expect 25 cent gas ever again?

No. That's not how the world of supply and demand works.

Time for you maga maroons to grow up and face the real world of growing populations and shrinking resources.

Magic bubbleconomy to the moon

#7 | POSTED BY COMMNOTES

It's official. The economy has had a soft landing from the pandemic.

BTW- America has landed 12 men on that moon.

And we first did it in 1969. And no country has ever repeated that feat.

And back here on Earth 1 the American dream is still alive. In spite of Trumpy and his dark maga dystopian view of America.

If you can't remember one thing Trumpy has ever said ... remember this.

THEY ARE EATING THE CATS AND DOGS!

He doesn't plan on deporting immigrants, he plans on really processing them.

#4 | POSTED BY TONYROMA

Hmmmm sounds yummy!

I do love Mexican food.

DJT declared the winner by 11 EST.

#32 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Rigger please!!! Dream on ...

The Bush v Gore 2000 election was not decided until December 12th of that year.

Nearly a month and a half after the election.

The way maga has meddled with and undermined our election laws it may take that long again to decide this election again. I seriously doubt it will be decided the night of the election unless democrats somehow manage to win in an overwhelming landslide.

But even that won't matter to Trumpy.

Trumpy will declare himself the winner (again) no matter what but that won't mean he actually won. (Again)

People are getting eaten? What? Where?

I hear America has some real nice juicy porkers! That's what the people are saying.

Make Americans Get Ate!

-Donner

#49

Being decided by a majority of Americans.

You ------- idiot.

#54 | POSTED BY LEGALLYYOURDEAD

America is the only democracy that has an "electoral college".

And the only reason we have it was to compromise with the slave holding states to get them to sign in to the Constitution.

It's true. We don't need it any more.

or else...

#2 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Or else what? A divided house?

You remember what the Abraham Lincoln told you what happens to a divided house right?

She raised a billion dollars and didn't sell a single gold tennis shoe or $100,000 watch or a piece of her clothing?

Amazing.

Says the party of Diane Feinstein and Joseph Biden puppeteering.

No progress, no confidence.

#30 | POSTED BY REDLIGHTROBOT

Isn't it interesting that you picked the two of the most powerful democrats in the party who are voluntarily stepping back from power and handing the torch to a new generation instead of desperately trying to hold onto it til the bitter end by any means including violence.

Seems like progress to me.

"But go ahead and rip out your pom poms and cheer on Harris "

It's three weeks before a major presidential election.

Cheering your favorite candidate on (while ignoring their faults) is what we Americans do and have done for centuries.

My point is that you can hate Trump and not cheerlead for Kamala, and demand more from our parties.
#23 | POSTED BY KWRX25

We don't need to compare the candidates with Jesus.

Just each other.

Would I like to see more candidates and more choices? Of course.

But that's not what we have to work with. You can wish for better candidates in one hand and crap in the other see which gets filled up first.

But right now I am not willing to trash Kamala for any reason because the stakes are just too high. I am sure I will have plenty of complaints about President Harris later. But at least I will still have a democracy to do it from.

There will be plenty of time to hold her accountable and whine later. After we save our democracy from a totalitarian mob boss and his white Christian National cultists.

Now Donner, do you have anything other than a weak deflection to Trump?

#20 | POSTED BY KWRX25

Sure! I got plenty.

Do you have anything other than a minor teleprompter mishap?

Because I have hours and hours of Trumpy insanity.

And comparing the two candidates is all we both have because there are no other choices.

Good for her! Taking all those "black jobs". She is really smart and beautiful. But when did she decide to be black?

"This is her off script... "

Trump rambles incoherently for hours about whales sharks batteries windmills Hannibal Lecter and flies and Haitian immigrants eating your pets and you get concerned over a minor Harris teleprompter mishap?

You need to check your priorities son.

Luckily there were no gravel pits were nearby ...

, but the rest of the sane nation doesnt want her.

#15 | POSTED BY BOAZ

lol

If you really want a demented unstable twice impeached criminally negligent convicted felon in the White House (who incited an insurrection against his own government) instead of a stable reasonably intelligent prosecutor of criminals who stands ready work for Americans (and not just herself) then you are not qualified to determine who is sane.

Remember ... .THEY ARE EATING THE PETS!

It's just the flu ... .

Wow.

Comets are cool.

The Universe is chock full of cool stuff. The more we look the more cool stuff we see. And sometimes we even know something cool is there but we still can't see it. Yet.

Comets are very cool because they come from either the Oort Cloud or the Kuiper Belt depending on their orbital period and they contain ice and organic compounds and they may have contained the original "seeds" for life.

It's still very interesting that life originated on earth almost as soon (3.5 to 3.8 billion years ago) as the earth was cool enough at the surface for it to survive here.

The whole point of being President is to do things that help the Citizens. In this case the President had no idea unfettered unvetted immigration was hurting citizens until it was too late.
#12 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Presidents should be working to help ALL citizens. Not just the ones who voted for them.

Also immigration has been a problem for many many decades. While its been a problem for almost forever it's also never "too late" to try and make better bipartisan immigration policies.

And everyone who is anyone already knows this. In fact a decent bipartisan immigration proposal (not perfect but decent) was ready to be voted on. Until Trumpy stepped in and stopped any progress in order to selfishly try and use it as a campaign issue.

So thanks Captain Obvious for pointing out the obvious. Again.

Semantics aside, it is interesting the states that receive the most direct FEMA aid.

#5 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

Maybe then Maga maroons shouldn't have pissed off them Dems.

After all they can control the weather.

"Won't you consider opening your home to Danni?"

Danni would be welcome in our home. But it would be pretty crowded.

Anyone who can survive living with my family is welcome to try.