Former FL resident. Sky-high insurance for house and car; giant roaches, love bugs, fire ants, spiders, alligators...everywhere. 90%+ humidity 9-10 months a year and 90 degrees+ temperature a year. Frequent hurricanes. A thunderstorm almost every day April through October. Corrupt government throughout the state level. Geography flat and completely uninteresting. No culture at all (unless you count either "beach culture" or golfing as culture, I do not). Mediocre education system and now, thanks to governor DeSatan, worse than ever.
This is a crap article.
^ "Deflectors are already at Maximum, Captain! I dinna think she can give ye any more!"