$6.64 for a dozen large here today.

while he stinks up the Super Bowl.

It's been renamed the Lewzer Bowl. FOX is broadcasting so they might not even mention the actual game with all the MAGA fawning.

That B-2 back in Vegas yet?

There was a B-2 at Nellis a couple of weeks ago for the 50th Red Flag.

LOL!

I think I'll add:

- Not "rescuing" astronauts from ISS

I suppose the reason he did that is because they never gave him an award? Now he can give himself one.

So, keeping score:

- Grocery prices are not going to come down
- Not balancing the budget
- Border is not going to be sealed
- The Columbia River (giant faucet) is not going to be diverted to Los Angeles
- Ukraine war is not going to end
- No tariffs on Day One
- No tariffs on Canada or Mexico
- No concept of a healthcare plan
- Not leaving abortion rights to the States

53 "major power grabs of authority" in 19 days

At that pace he could sign 4,000+ in a 4 year term.

It's a basic disaster. You can't do it.

Keeping track, Lewzer has signed 53 "major power grabs of authority" in 19 days.

"Someone tell me why this man is not insane".

He's not insane. He's just a stupid old man with dementia.

Lewzer quotes:

"Why Is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority?"

"The country wasn't based on executive orders,"

"Right now, Obama goes around signing executive orders. He can't even get along with the Democrats, and he goes around signing all these executive orders. It's a basic disaster. You can't do it."

Why is this a big deal? Elon was never going to ask Biden for advice anyway.

Not that it matters anymore.

Dang, messed that up... 43 is only 2 less than 45.

For today's math trivia tidbit, 45 is only 2 less than 45.

But if the extension cord tries to eff itself, nothing happens.

"Like other connectors and fasteners, Lego bricks are often described in a gendered way,"

That is not incorrect. I just got a new extension cord and it has a male end and a female end.

I present the future governor of America's wang!

A woman for governor? In Florida, where woke goes to die? No way.

Bring on a straight white man. Even Lewzer couldn't get Lara Trump a FL Senate job... now she works for FOX.

Stock market near all time high

The US National Debt is also at its highest point in history.

I use an abacus.

DEI hire. No surprise.

Can we turn in people for not saying Merry Christmas?

No. But if they say "Happy Holidays", just gun them down where they stand.

...maintained his commendable arithmetic skills.

Use them or lose them. I even worked it out on my old slide rule.

holding baby Jesus in one hand and an AK in the other.

AR, not AK. AK is the Muslim terror gun.

Just helping out before the other pedants descend.

69-41!!!!

OK... I see what you did there.

No, 25.