Stay safe flatlanders.

Well long live the queens. There's nothing like a submissive female to get the "Log Cabins" all aflutter. They pay men the big bucks to emulate her in their drag shows... the filthy hypocrites.

I know a kid (mid 20's) who died from a fungus that infected his sinuses. It took him out remarkably fast.

AWWWWWWW... sorry to read this... Don Jr is touring Eastern Europe... he mistook Berlin for Belgrade... apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

BUT on a more serious note... how the eff did that thing get past our borders and into Germany? (JK)

I suspect more drugs come into developed nations via shipping ports packed in with ordinary this and that's than human mules risking life and limb crossing border wastelands. Big biz loves pointing at grubs rather than having their shipments inspected... and passing the cost to consumers.

He also seems to presume all "Jews" blindly support Israel's part in all this. Perhaps he assumes they all think alike.

That's why they make the best lawyers... right?... also orthodontists... plastic surgeons... you know... things you need to survive these days... I mean ... who doesn't like a spa day with one of your lawyers?... do a facelift... while you're at it get a root canal? By the time your lawyer gets done with them... you won't have to pay for either one... Who needs "Obamacare" when you got these guys... what have you got to lose? These aren't black jobs they're taking.. did you hear about the fine people in Charlotteville? The audience went wild.

I remember when kids used to be marched up to the head of the classroom... then paddled in the front of the class... or worse yet ... gasp!... sent to the principal's office to face a larger paddle... and always for lesser offenses than threatening to shoot someone... then face additional paddling at home... from their parents when they found out.

They were humiliating... but never brutal... and happened mostly to boys.... girls usually just got shaken in front of everyone... boys got both.

I was disciplined in front of the class once... in third grade... it was enough for me.

Of course... we used to be driven around in the back of a pickup truck back then as well...

I remember having to give the school permission when my kids went... seriously... they sent home a form to fill out...

My grandson's generation (millennials) the trend had already been eliminated from the curriculum so my daughter never had to give permission.

My guess (and it is only that), they are so addicted to their phones that they may not know how to realte to a person standing in front of them.
#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-09-18 12:11 AM | Reply | Flag: MEH

The Boomers handed them that phone without any instructions... because there weren't any. Originally when all they were was a phone it was treated loosely with the phone rules like phones were still attached to the wall... unless someone rang you up while at a restaurant...or in the library... never had to miss a call.

Then everyone in the family had their own... so waiting your turn was tossed out the window...

Then they put the cameras and recorders into it... and changed how gossiping was done...

Then they inserted a full-blown computer with an internet connection in them... and kids were given access to more information about anyone or anything our species dreamt up... and now we call them ill-prepared for the world?

I call B.S. on that. Communication has changed.

Sigh. I suppose the IDF's only legitimate tactical option is to tickle terrorists to death with peacock feathers.

#93 | Posted by Karabekian at 2024-09-18 01:53 PM | FLAG PPPFFFTTTTTT

Cambodia and Vietnam are still finding them left by the US Military terrorist forces... tax dollars still paying dividends too... half century later... Then there was that whole dumping dioxin on them thingie... the back spray from that killed my dad... friendly fire?

They sound reminiscent of WW2 S-Mines and similar tactics ... devices designed to explode 3 feet off the ground to bust nuts, guts, and shred fingers... which is what those beepers could accomplish... sounds like someone is aiming to soften a target.

Tres guerilla war-ish... but let's not call it that...

I think Israel should be let off the chain...on their own... left to their own devices... they have all that moral high ground to fight for...

That's how the Lazy-faries roll in the wild... they're savages.

Oh crap... fasten your seatbelts... he's going after the Mennonites...

most people don't start families because they can't afford to... that's a fact... if the fat cats want a consumer base they need to be less greedy.

And don't forget the October surprise is still waiting in the wings.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-09-17 10:08 AM | FLAG HEH

I'm thinking... Trumpanzee will throw in the towel and slither over to Azerbaijan with his new mistress... followed by cl0wn head explosions.

Republicl0wns have this knack for making themselves look dated and past their primes... over and over...

sooooooo... it's back to "Happy Days are Here Again" for the cl0wnbrigade... which was what they were playing at their conventions while Bill Clinton became the first "Rock and Roll President"... come to think of it... Clinton threw the last cl0wn geezer's voodoo economics protege' out of office... ironically... Bushturd-1...the man he defeated later endorsed Clinton's wife when she ran for president...

The Cl0wnbrigade was merciless to her as First Lady...in fact going after Monica Lewinsky was more of an attack on her... to get even with her for having the nerve to wear a "pantsuit" for a Barbara Walters interview... they were always attacking her as a woman... trying to make her appear as a failure as a wife.

and Trumpanzee thinks he da man... PFFFFTTTTTT. Trumpanzees flying monkeys are all the men whose wives he insulted and ridiculed... which about sums it up for the republicl0wns as a collective.

The party of self-owning...

Why do Trump supporters keep trying to kill Trump?

#105 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-09-16 07:13 AM | Reply | Flag: MEH

Welllllll... they've always pegged us for being lazy and unambitious... sooooooo... they're teachin' us a lesson he won't soon forget...

Let's just embrace our "Tom Sawyer" moment...

"No -- no -- I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful particular about this fence -- right here on the street, you know -- but if it was the back fence I wouldn't mind and she wouldn't. Yes, she's awful particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it the way it's got to be done."

"No -- is that so? Oh come, now -- lemme just try. Only just a little -- I'd let you, if you was me, Tom."

"Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly -- well, Jim wanted to do it, but she wouldn't let him; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence and anything was to happen to it --"

"Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say -- I'll give you the core of my apple."

"Well, here -- No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard --"

"I'll give you all of it!"

She influences a generation he is not part of... he is out of touch with... who have little use for a stingy old perverted grampa type.

He hates that he is no longer relevant... to people Barron's age.

I mean that's gotta burn...

Republicl0wns seem to set themselves up for this... Trumpanzee is not the first cl0wn from a corrupted party to share the distinction of twice attempted...

for example:

Because of Trump, Democrats moved from despising Bush and Cheney for their warmongering to loving Bush and Cheney and warmongering.

#93 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-09-15 11:21 PM | Reply | Flag:EYE ROLL

Name one Democrat who loves Bush and Cheney.

Just because they of their own free will chose to endorse a Democrat ticket over a Republicl0wn has nothing to do with Democrats. This is the Republicl0wn party they created. They depended on republic0wnery to make their mark in history.... and we all know how well that went.

I don't give a rat$@$$ about their endorsement... two people out of over 300 million... who gives a flippin' frappe?

Make no mistake... the overall response has been more a matter of schadenfreude and not a sudden embrace.

From what I can tell this 56-year-old disenchanted republicl0wn believed Americans should go fight ground wars to spread democracy all over the whirrrrrrrrled.

Interesting... the story is the suspected shooter is a Trumpanzee 2016 voter... who later regretted it...

smh...
cl0wns with guns

Sooooooo... he's no longer safe at his own golf course... his rallies are a danger zone... hmmmmmmmmm... a prison of his own making

Fascinating... According to Trumpanzee she isn't much of a draw... how much did he get?

Oops, that is right, she'll no debate where the moderators will actually just moderate.

#11 | Posted by MSgt at 2024-09-13 10:56 AM | FLAG PPPPFFFFTTTTTTT

Tell your cl0wn puppet to answer a question. Harris was talking about her proposed policies which aren't lies. They are ideas.... "concepts" if you like... only with plans included... Trumpanzee on the other hand... resorts to (popular/trending)internet gossip as factual situations that Biden isn't addressing... so he is corrected and given a new opportunity to answer the question presented... then it's "Nobody knew defining concepts could be so difficult!" and feck everything.

If he were presidential... he could answer questions and not go on gossipy tabloid tangents... followed by meatheads such as yourself defending his stupid.

The cl0wns have been using a "driverless candidate" for nearly a decade... it will be what it will be.

That was dizzying... holeeeeeeey $#!t!!!

It's stunning to see him full bore and see just how deplorable the deplorables are that they went for his okie doke.

He was all happy with the other wannabe dick-tater:

"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe."
George W. Bush

Haha funneh AF... what happened to if you break it you own it?
He wished he was operating under a guy like Trumpanzee... instead... he got an "aw shucks" guy who also coincidentally couldn't speak in sentences either... and his military machine failed... several times.
All I have to say... who cares? We ain't Jayzus and going to give him a pass because he repented...
This is the house he built... its a shame he doesn't have to pay for it... his disgrace isn't taking food off his table...