Russians Urged to Have Sex During Work Breaks
Russian President Vladimir Putin has stirred controversy by reportedly urging citizens to use their work breaks - such as lunch and coffee breaks - to have sex as part of a bold strategy to combat the nation's plummeting birth rate.
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"In response to the alarming fertility statistics, Health Minister Dr Yevgeny Shestopalov has dismissed the argument that demanding work schedules prevent people from starting families.
"Life flies by too quickly," Shestopalov remarked, emphasising that even those working 12 to 14-hour days should use their breaks for procreation.
Putin has previously highlighted the urgency of the situation, asserting, "The preservation of the Russian people is our highest national priority. The fate of Russia...depends on how many of us there will be. It is a question of national importance."
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Of course, invading his neighbor Ukraine at the costs of 100's of thousands of Russian lives, for no apparently sane, realistic reason, doesn't help matters any.
Sounds like Vlad is telling Russians to 'get busy' on top the desk and in the janitor's closet to make up for his mistakes playing, 'Big Hero Who Restored the Soviet Union'.
#1 | Posted by Corky at 2024-09-16 06:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Aren't there Russian Orphanages with kids in need?
#2 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-16 07:20 PM | Reply
Sounds like a plan! Give up twenty years of your life to raise a child you love and then send them off to serve as cannon fodder to help the bald thieving midget overcome his inferiority complex.
#3 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-16 07:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 5
That's the best idea Pooty Poot has ever had.
#4 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-09-17 05:00 AM | Reply
Who would want to raise their kids in a country where they are likely to be treated as meat for the grinder? 640,000 Russian military casualties so far in Putin's war for his personal glory. What a waste for a wicked, evil kleptocrat.
#5 | Posted by Augustine at 2024-09-17 08:20 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
-Who would want to raise their kids in a country where they are likely to be treated as meat for the grinder?
Russians (soviets), obviously.
This isn't their first rodeo.
Between WW 1 & 2 they lost 30 million citizens and soldiers.
#6 | Posted by eberly at 2024-09-17 09:06 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3
Happy days for Vlad and his co-worker, Ivana Humpalot.
#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-09-17 01:09 PM | Reply
Have Sex During Work Breaks
I'm all for it in the US! But please wear condoms.
#8 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2024-09-17 01:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
most people don't start families because they can't afford to... that's a fact... if the fat cats want a consumer base they need to be less greedy.
#9 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-09-17 04:35 PM | Reply
More meat for the grinder!
You'd have to be an idiot to have a kid in Russia.
#10 | Posted by DarkVader at 2024-09-17 05:16 PM | Reply
The rate at which Putin is willing to sacrifice his own citizens is so Soviet it could give a Cold War Kid a flashback LOL
#11 | Posted by Tor at 2024-09-17 05:27 PM | Reply
Does it have to be with people you work with?
#12 | Posted by jpw at 2024-09-18 01:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
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