Trump Calls Himself the 'Fertilization President'

Thursday, March 27, 2025

President Donald Trump came up with a new nickname for himself while speaking at a White House event celebrating Women's History Month.

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"Until we untie the hands of physicians who are desperate to care for their patients, Texas will continue to see increased maternal and infant deaths." As both patient and doctor, Dr. Austin Dennard has experienced firsthand the cruelty of Texas' abortion bans. â¬�ï¸�

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... I'll be known as the fertilization president ...

Because he spreads manure wherever he goes?

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-03-27 12:53 PM

Yup, because he's full of crap.

#2 | Posted by bat4255 at 2025-03-27 02:46 PM

Is it because his diaper is leaking?

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-27 02:48 PM

Oh, I see.

Trump is bragging about having several children with several different women.

Them is the traditional Family values Christian American hold dear, right?

Wonder how many prostitutes he's had to take to the abortion drive through.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-27 02:51 PM

Wonder how many prostitutes he's had to take to the abortion drive through.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-27 02:51 PM |

Heard he took your mom so that's one.

#5 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-03-27 03:00 PM

---- off, moron. You and the rest of your idiot aliases are boring.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-03-27 03:04 PM

Every accusation by a Trumper is a confession.

Sorry to hear about your brother.

Thanks for share what you witnessed as a child.

No wonder you're so angry all the time.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-27 03:05 PM

Of course, for Republicans women are only worth honoring in the context of pumping out babies.

#8 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-03-27 03:06 PM

The brain dead orange pedo is so fertile Ivanka had to abort her sibling.

#9 | Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 2025-03-27 03:20 PM

dissapoin5ed in you humorless ----- faced XXXX

I shouldn't be the first to say that Clinton owns that title

#10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-03-27 03:49 PM

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-03-27 02:51 PM |

Heard he took your mom so that's one.

#5 | Posted by fortfisher

damn..

she had bad timing.

lol

#11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-03-27 03:50 PM

Of course, for Republicans women are only worth honoring in the context of pumping out babies.

#8 | Posted by TFDNihilist

tell the women I know from Texas and you'll end up in the hospital..

I joked about that one time when I was there on business but the only think that

happened to me was a dry weekend.... :)

#12 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-03-27 03:53 PM

Herr Musk is actually THE fertilization President:

people.com

#13 | Posted by Corky at 2025-03-27 03:54 PM

Heard he took your mom so that's one.
#5 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-03-27 03:00 PM

WOW! You totally owned him! HAHA! Can't wait to see what you come up with in eighth grade!

#14 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-03-27 04:21 PM

#12 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Sorry, I don't speak Dotard. Does it use punctuation and capitals like regular language?

#15 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-03-27 06:41 PM

Cringey and disgusting comment, considering especially Trump's history with women.

#16 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-03-27 07:54 PM

Trump's command of the English language has never been very good. He meant to say "fertilizer" president.

He's using code so nobody can claim they haven't been warned.

#17 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-03-28 09:03 AM

Given Senile Norma's problem of lacking what appears to be an actual first language, was he trying to tell us he's been fertilized?
In which case ...
Paging President Leon, cleanup in the Oval ...

#18 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-03-28 10:19 AM

What a fruitcake.

#19 | Posted by cbob at 2025-03-28 06:09 PM

This is great news for the US since we import five billion dollars a year in ag fertilizer from Canada.

Hope he poops potash!

#20 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-03-29 08:56 AM

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