Thursday, May 01, 2025

Florida Man Walks in on Nurse Wife Having Sex with His Son

A husband allegedly caught his nurse wife having sex with his 15-year-old son as the woman reportedly claimed the child victim looked like his dad when he was younger. Alexis Von Yates, 35, is currently awaiting trial for the alleged statutory rape of a minor. The incident reportedly took place last July in Ocala, Florida, during the boy's summer visit to his father, as reported by Law & Crime. It's believed that the illicit encounter followed weeks of seduction from Yates, coming to a head one night on a couch.

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Alabama lets out a sigh of relief.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-01 12:44 PM

I thought for sure this was going to be a story about the first hooker Melonoma.

#2 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-05-01 12:54 PM

Came to a head on a couch.

Ok, then. Good reporting.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-01 01:05 PM

Forget it Jake, it's Florida.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-01 02:20 PM

Didn't somebody just put up a billboard in Florida denouncing ------ which angered local Republicans?

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-01 02:36 PM

When Melania was 15 years old, Trump was 39.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-01 02:46 PM

#5 technically this isn't ------.

When Melania was 15 years old, Trump was 39.
#6 | Posted by ClownShack

??

How did this become about Trump?

#7 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-05-01 02:50 PM

In the spirit of renaming this site the Trump Retort. See back page thread.

#8 | Posted by mattm at 2025-05-01 03:26 PM

Too bad the 15 year old didn't impregnate his 35 year old step mother.

She could have claimed they were making a rape baby and it was a gift from god.

Trump could have pardoned her.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-01 03:47 PM

When Melania was 15 years old, Trump was 39.

But it took 20 more years before he found her in the catalogue.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-01 04:29 PM

How did this become about Trump?

#7 | Posted by oneironaut

The fat fascist wanna be dictator tanked the most successful economy on the planet in 3 months, you ------- idiot.

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-01 04:34 PM

" Florida Man Walks in on Nurse Wife Having Sex with His Son"

I didn't realize Twoothy lives in Florida.

#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-05-01 10:54 PM

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