Trumpf Junta Wasted $21m to Fly 32 Migrants to Gitmo

At least $21 million was wasted transporting 32 migrants to Guantanamo Bay on military aircraft between 20 Jan and 8 Apr. The naval base there currently holds 32 migrants, a tiny fraction of the 30,000 that the junta leader promised. The average cost per flight hour for the military aircraft is about $26,277.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) denounced the use of US military assets and personnel for the mission.

"Every American should be outraged by Dotard Trumpf wasting military resources to pay for his political stunts that do not make us safer," Warren said. "US service members did not sign up for this abuse of power."

UK Police Investigating Fire at PM Keir Starmer's House in Kent

Since taking office last year, PM Keir Starmer has lived in the PM's official 10 Downing Street residence, renting out the family home in the Kentish Town neighborhood. Firefighters were called to "a small fire" just after 0100 HRS Two engines responded and the blaze was out within half an hour. Metropolitan Police officers found damage "to the property's entrance," but that nobody was hurt. "The fire is being investigated and cordons remain in place while enquiries continue," the police force said.

Early Season Heat Wave Will Bring Record Temperatures to Parts of US

An early-season heat wave is set to bake huge swaths of the country this week, with record or near-record high temperatures expected across the northern and the southern Plains, the Southwest and much of central and southern Texas.

Temperatures will reach the 90s in North Dakota, South Dakota, and Minnesota, with some areas potentially seeing highs in the triple digits. Beginning Tuesday, the hottest conditions will be found in Texas, where temperatures of 100 degrees Fahrenheit or higher will affect much of the state.

Co-President Felon Musk Testing "Gold Card" Visa Program for Oligarchs

The worst person in the world is quietly testing the "gold card" visa program while Co-President Trumpf is grifting in the Middle East.

Felon Musk posted on X: "Once it is fully tested, it will be rolled out to the public with an announcement by the Co-President."

The "gold card" program is a Trumpf junta scheme that would give foreign oligarchs an easier path to US citizenship.