Saturday, July 26, 2025

George Santos Begins 7-Year Prison Sentence

George Santos, the disgraced former congressman from New York, surrendered himself to a federal prison on Friday to start serving his more than seven-year sentence for fraud. Santos reported to the Federal Bureau of Prisons at the Federal Correctional Institution in Fairton, New Jersey. The ex-Republican congressman from Long Island was sentenced in April to 87 months in prison and he was ordered to report by 2 p.m. on July 25. He was also ordered to pay $373,949.97 in fines and restitution.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 04:28 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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It's a rough day for Incel Scatberg's ------ buddy,

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-26 02:42 AM

Buh Bye, whateverthephk your name is. FAFO, dintcha beach!

The poster boi for Republican integrity and candidate qualification model.

#2 | Posted by Wardog at 2025-07-26 12:46 PM

Bet he's all lubed up and ready to go. Just like Jeff.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-26 03:46 PM

Sounds like all his fantasies are coming true.

#4 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2025-07-26 05:21 PM

The stories of his jailhouse sex will be some compelling fiction. No self respecting con wants to be with this prancing queen, and his weird visitors will be worse"Mattie the teen seeking missile, Madge the bleach blonde butch, and Barkeep Barbie are all worse ...

#5 | Posted by catdog at 2025-07-26 08:55 PM

You spelt friction wrong.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-07-26 09:02 PM

Diddy donated a few cases of baby oil to make his extended stay more comfortable!

#7 | Posted by gasman21 at 2025-07-27 07:42 AM

Thoughtful Republicans advise that if you are in danger of being raped just put an aspirin between your knees and hold it there.

If he was a woman he could just shut that whole rape thing down. Because they have their ways you know. According to thoughtful Republicans.

He could try to get transferred to a Texas jail. Because as we know butt rape is much more illegal there.

If all else fails just do as them oh so thoughtful caring republicans also advise that if butt rape is inevitable that you relax and enjoy it. Tensing up just makes it worse.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-07-27 10:59 AM

I wonder if he'll be in the minimum security camp adjacent to the medium security prison.

If so, one screw up and it's off to the big house ...

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-07-27 04:07 PM

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