NC Repug Puts Cocaine Into Granddaughters’ Ice Cream

Thursday, August 28, 2025

The chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections was charged after Wilmington police said they found evidence he placed illegal narcotics in his granddaughters' ice cream. On Aug. 8, James Edwin Yokeley Jr. told an officer that his two juvenile granddaughters found two pills in ice cream purchased from Dairy Queen on Oleander Drive Investigators discovered video footage that showed Yokeley was responsible for placing the pills into the ice cream for both girls, police said. The pills tested positive for MDMA and cocaine, according to an arrest warrant. In June, Yokeley, a Republican, was selected by State Auditor Dave Boliek to serve as chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections.

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Perfectly normal behavior, for a real MAGAt.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-28 05:07 AM

What the heck was this grandfather intending to do with his own granddaughters?

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-28 05:12 AM

MDMA makes more sense for Boaz's lovely NC. I was wondering if it was coke because the meth had run out.

Once our sons came of a certain age, the rule in the house was, "No drugs unless you share."

But when they were kids, yogurt was the preferred drug delivery method. Covered up all the tastes and textures.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-28 07:05 AM

^ got my drugs of abuse wrong. Molly? Was grandpa MAGA a techno lover also?

So, back to my original point. Coke because the meth ran out.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-28 07:07 AM

What the heck was this grandfather intending to do with his own granddaughters?

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-28 05:12 AM | Reply | Flag:
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My guess is that he was either going to sexually assault them while they were high or was going to use it for his fifteen minutes of fame.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-08-28 07:38 AM

Locally Yokeley

#6 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2025-08-28 08:18 AM

Another republican trying to manufacture a controversy? Or just a guy trying to molest his own granddaughters?

#7 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-28 08:46 AM

Also worth pointing out this guy wasn't elected but appointed by the state auditor after Republicans passed a law allowing themselves to force Republican majorities onto local elections boards.

Republican majorities named to North Carolina's 100 local election boards

2025-2027 Board of Elections Appointed; Yokeley Selected as Chair

#8 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-28 08:52 AM

GOP is a complete joke.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-28 09:51 AM

yogurt was the preferred drug delivery method. Covered up all the tastes and textures.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-28 07:05 AM

Now there's a man talking from experience. Care to tell the class what gramps did after you ate your yogurt?

#10 | Posted by patron at 2025-08-28 10:00 AM

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