Monday, October 27, 2025

Turkey Prices Soar Under Trump

Wholesale turkey prices are soaring this year, as bird flu outbreaks and resulting supply shortages threaten to raise the price of Americans' Thanksgiving meals.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 03:30 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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Is anybody shocked that the price of a turkey is gonna double this year While Republicans run all three branches of the government and SCOTUS?

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-- James Doyle (@priusjames.bsky.social) Oct 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM

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According to a September outlook report from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), the wholesale price for frozen whole hen turkeys will average 131.5 cents per pound for 2025"157 and 155 cents, respectively, in the third and fourth quarters. This marks a 40 percent increase over last year's annual price of 93.7 cents.

The rancid orange pedo strikes again.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-10-27 10:07 AM

"This marks a 40 percent increase over last year's annual price of 93.7 cents"

Last year, Joe Biden was president.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-10-27 10:52 AM

131.5 cents per pound

Did AI write this? No human would say 131 cents instead of $1.31.

#3 | Posted by qcp at 2025-10-27 10:57 AM

Free range turkey vultures are cheaper.

#4 | Posted by Petrous at 2025-10-27 11:43 AM

Remember how the righty morons always used to ask "are you better off now than you were a year ago?"

Wonder why they stopped...

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2025-10-27 04:27 PM

I thought it was called Turkiye now.

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-10-27 04:37 PM

I hate turkey.

Absolutely terrible, bland meat that I can only consume when slathered in sauces or gravy to make it edible. Or breaded and fried. Because that fixes pretty much everything.

#7 | Posted by censored at 2025-10-27 04:49 PM

bland meat

Learn how to cook.

Brine a turkey for 24-48 hours.

Rinse off.

Pat dry.

Let come to room temperature.

Slather with mayonnaise.

Deep fry for about 3 minutes per pound.

It's spectacular and the flavor is outstanding. Every bite.

You can also inject it with herb butter before slathering with mayo. But either way. You have to brine it.

Dry rubs don't work too well because they'll burn in the oil.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-10-27 05:06 PM

censored reminds me of my wife's family. My family is marginally better.

She's more Scandinavian, I'm more broadly north European. Collectively, we know around 2000 ways to cook meat and potatoes.

I am lucky to travel thanks to work, which has provided well utilized time to expand my pallette beyond salt and pepper.

Turkey is easy to make good. The mild flavor offers more opportunity for flavor.

Brining is a must.

#9 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-10-27 06:19 PM

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