Kristi Noem Planned to Buy Engine-less Planes

Monday, November 10, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her alleged lover Corey Lewandowski ordered 10 Spirit Airlines jets before realizing the planes had no engines.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 04:33 PM | 18 COMMENTS | permalink

Kristi Noem and her top adviser, Corey Lewandowski, ordered ten Spirit Airlines jets to ramp up deportations--and to use for their own leisure--before realizing the airline didn't own the planes, and that the planes had no engines.

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-- The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) Nov 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her alleged lover Corey Lewandowski ordered 10 Spirit Airlines jets before realizing the planes had no engines.

Everybody in the decomposing-------------------'s administration is incompetent AF.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-09 03:12 PM

These people are revolting.

They're also idiots.

#2 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-11-10 04:41 PM

The Banality Of Evil should have been required reading in high school.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-10 04:43 PM

Engines are for atheists! All you need to fly is faith!

I encourage all the Talibaptists to try it out at their nearest cliff. Unless their faith is too weak ...

#4 | Posted by censored at 2025-11-10 05:26 PM

We're still calling him an "advisor"?

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-10 05:30 PM

Worst. Administration. Ever.

Gosh, I wonder what Merrick Garland, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris are thinking right now about losing their incumbency to these nefarious incompetent Republican imbeciles?

Well, at least the ~20 Israeli hostages got home. That's what we kept hearing about all year during the 2024 election campaign.

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-10 05:46 PM

President Trump seems to have lost interest in the job and instead is totally concentrated on ways to personally enrich himself at taxpayer expense ~ leaving his incompetent department heads to run amok with their lack of experience and poor judgment.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-10 06:15 PM

President Trump seems to have lost interest in the job and instead is totally concentrated on...

... the Peace Prize he will be awarded on 05 December.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-10 06:20 PM

REDIAL

I would have added . . . erasing Barack Obama's name from history.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-10 06:40 PM

She's dumber than a bag of hammers.

#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-11-10 09:42 PM

A MONSON

"She's dumber than a bag of hammers"

Yeah, but that's the way Trump likes'em. What she does is answer the booty call every time he needs somebody to screw the pooch, so to speak.