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Monday, November 10, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her alleged lover Corey Lewandowski ordered 10 Spirit Airlines jets before realizing the planes had no engines.

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Kristi Noem and her top adviser, Corey Lewandowski, ordered ten Spirit Airlines jets to ramp up deportations--and to use for their own leisure--before realizing the airline didn't own the planes, and that the planes had no engines.

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-- The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) Nov 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her alleged lover Corey Lewandowski ordered 10 Spirit Airlines jets before realizing the planes had no engines.

Everybody in the decomposing-------------------'s administration is incompetent AF.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-09 03:12 PM | Reply

These people are revolting.

They're also idiots.

#2 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-11-10 04:41 PM | Reply

The Banality Of Evil should have been required reading in high school.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-10 04:43 PM | Reply

Engines are for atheists! All you need to fly is faith!

I encourage all the Talibaptists to try it out at their nearest cliff. Unless their faith is too weak ...

#4 | Posted by censored at 2025-11-10 05:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

We're still calling him an "advisor"?

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-10 05:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Worst. Administration. Ever.

Gosh, I wonder what Merrick Garland, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris are thinking right now about losing their incumbency to these nefarious incompetent Republican imbeciles?

Well, at least the ~20 Israeli hostages got home. That's what we kept hearing about all year during the 2024 election campaign.


#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-10 05:46 PM | Reply

President Trump seems to have lost interest in the job and instead is totally concentrated on ways to personally enrich himself at taxpayer expense ~ leaving his incompetent department heads to run amok with their lack of experience and poor judgment.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-10 06:15 PM | Reply

President Trump seems to have lost interest in the job and instead is totally concentrated on...

... the Peace Prize he will be awarded on 05 December.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-10 06:20 PM | Reply

REDIAL

I would have added . . . erasing Barack Obama's name from history.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-10 06:40 PM | Reply

She's dumber than a bag of hammers.

#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-11-10 09:42 PM | Reply

A MONSON

"She's dumber than a bag of hammers"

Yeah, but that's the way Trump likes'em. What she does is answer the booty call every time he needs somebody to screw the pooch, so to speak.

#11 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-11 04:36 AM | Reply

TWINPAC
You. Are. On. A. Roll!
Lol

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-11 06:47 AM | Reply

DOC

Laughter is the best medicine. Trump and his band of misfits and toadies is better than a vaudeville show.

#13 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-11 08:32 AM | Reply

She should have stuck with shooting puppies. With a little luck, she might have shot her foot.

#14 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-11-11 08:56 AM | Reply

Pro tip: Do NOT order aircraft from TEMU.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-11 11:25 AM | Reply

A plane without an engine is called a glider.

#16 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-11 12:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

When you order your planes from Wish.

#17 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-12 09:05 AM | Reply

But think of all the money saved on fuel.

#18 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2025-11-12 03:54 PM | Reply

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