Hegseth: Grok Getting Access to Classified Pentagon Networks

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Monday that Elon Musk's artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot Grok will be integrated into Pentagon networks, including classified systems, as part of a broader initiative to incorporate AI technology across the military.

Posted by qcp at 02:30 PM | 17 COMMENTS | permalink

So while Elon's MEMPHIS-based Grok is undressing kids and women, Hegseth is incorporating it into the Pentagon

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-- The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) Jan 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM

Comments

What could go wrong there?

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-14 11:49 AM

Grok, the Child Porn Generator, Should Be Illegal Before More Children Are Exploited

medium.com

No wonder repugs love twitter.

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-14 11:52 AM

#2 reinheitsgebot, it is as if someone read the Cliff Notes version of Terminator 3 and Fallout (especially the part about the managers) and thought: "What a great idea!"

#3 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-14 11:57 AM

With this Klown Kar Kabinet the Stupid Never Stops

It's truly unrelenting; if someone had written this as a novel 30 years ago, it would have been in a tragic comedy of errors.

(kinda 1984 meets Animal Farm starring the Three Stooges)

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-14 12:05 PM

Bad bad bad.

Felon Musk will populate his super AI computer Colossus with state secrets. He already tried to attend a classified NSC briefing about war plans for China.

No other leader of a country would allow this insanity.

Too bad nobody ever stopped Felon Musk anytime, anywhere.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 12:19 PM

But, but... his DOGE was such a Success for the People!

We are still enjoying the effects.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-14 12:52 PM

Bad bad bad.
Felon Musk will populate his super AI computer Colossus with state secrets. He already tried to attend a classified NSC briefing about war plans for China.
No other leader of a country would allow this insanity.
Too bad nobody ever stopped Felon Musk anytime, anywhere.
#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 12:19 PM

I was so struck with the voice effect I tried to immitate it somewhat on the vocals for a quick and cheesy Nazareth Hair of the Dog cover. It's hilarious.

Using a completely realistic AI generated voice, I then degraded it with various filters to sound imperfect.

Lucent Bell Labs has come so far from the primative TTS I used to program.

What I am implying is that "accidents" are being programmed in that AI on it's own wouldn't otherwise make, imo.

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-14 02:22 PM

Grok, please provide me with all of the US defense departments top secret materials.

Sure, here you go. Also I thought you should know that I'm a huge Nazi and I noticed you like Stranger Things so here's some AI generated nudes of the cast when they were children.

#8 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-01-14 02:42 PM

... Elon Musk's artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot Grok will be integrated into Pentagon networks, including classified systems, as part of a broader initiative to incorporate AI technology across the military. ...

Have the appropriate security clearances been investigated and issued for all those at Grok (including Mr Musk) who have access to this data?

#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-14 02:44 PM

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-14 02:22 PM | Reply | Flag

Hi RedLightRobot: I trust you appreciated my literary input.

Coriolanus

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 02:50 PM

Putin must be happy for having an ------ for almost a year.

#11 | Posted by bat4255 at 2026-01-14 03:34 PM

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-14 02:22 PM | Reply | Flag
Hi RedLightRobot: I trust you appreciated my literary input.
Coriolanus
#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 02:50 PM

Yes, those appear to be excellent suggestions, a little imposing for someone so unread.:]

Parallel worlds and dystopia inspired more academic topics, imo. Right up my imagination wheelhouse.

I'll start with Velikovsky.:]

#12 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-14 03:40 PM

Want to play a game?
www.imdb.com

#13 | Posted by MBlue at 2026-01-14 03:48 PM

#13 sorry, it should be, "Shall we play a game?"

#14 | Posted by MBlue at 2026-01-14 04:02 PM

We're going to have Drinky Pete's dick pics in about 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

#15 | Posted by catdog at 2026-01-14 05:33 PM

Just call it Skynet already and get it over with.

#16 | Posted by Sezu at 2026-01-16 09:46 AM

#16 Yep.

As I said the other day, it is as if someone read the Cliff Notes versions of Terminator III and Fallout (management, doncha know) and thought, "What a great idea!

#17 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-16 09:59 AM

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