Thursday, February 05, 2026

Trump's New Pal "Coalie"

It's sick': Trump administration uses mascot called Coalie' to push dirtiest fossil fuel

Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: Mine, Baby, Mine!'

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The Trump administration has turned to an unusual weapon in its attempt to resurrect coal mining " a cartoon lump of coal, complete with giant eyes and yellow mining garb, called "Coalie".

The administration's new mascot, kitted out with a helmet, boots and gloves, was introduced in a seemingly artificial intelligence-generated picture posted online by Doug Burgum, Donald Trump's interior secretary.

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"Mine, Baby, Mine!" Burgum wrote on X, adding that Coalie will act as a "spokesperson" for Trump's "American Energy Dominance Agenda".

Climate activists criticized the latest attempt by the administration to boost the image of the dirtiest fossil fuel despite its effects on the planet and public health, with one critic describing it as "one of the most heinous ways to produce energy that our world has ever seen"."

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"I have a little standing order in the White House," Trump said last year during a speech to the United Nations. "Never use the word coal'. Only use the words clean, beautiful coal'. Sounds much better, doesn't it?"

Despite this branding, and the attempt to make a lump of coal appear cute, coal remains the dirtiest of fossil fuels, being a major driver of the climate crisis and a source of toxic, deadly air pollution to nearby communities when burned.

Coal miners have long struggled with adverse health affects, such as black lung disease, after inhaling coal dust."

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-05 12:31 PM

Trump's "American Energy Dominance Agenda".

These guys live in a fantasy world.

China is already more energy dominant than the United States.
China has produced more electricity than the United States for fifteen years now.
Coal isn't going to bridge that gap for us.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-05 12:35 PM

As a fuel, coal sucks. It's only advantage is there is lots of it.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-02-05 12:36 PM

Well, it's also profitable and kills off werkers before they can retire with company benefits.

Win-win.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-05 12:50 PM

Coal power is too expensive no matter what they do.

It's not happening.

#5 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-02-05 01:37 PM

Coal power is too expensive

It's not too bad if you don't have to transport it far. For that, you need to build your power plant right on top of the mine.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-02-05 01:55 PM

Coalie? Reminds me of Slimey.

Meet Slimey, the maggot. Notice he's orange and stinky, just like the rot-infested cult leader of those other MAGAts.

Slimey likes to swim around in shit and hang around Grouches. Just like the MAGAts.

#7 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-02-05 02:08 PM

It's not giving me the Lawn Jockey vibes I was hoping for.

It's not doing enough to harken back to the stories from little kids growing up in West Virginia who thought their daddy was black.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-05 02:26 PM

Fat, stupid PEDOPHILE can go fuck off.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-05 03:19 PM

"Be sure and bring a lump of coal!....Wanna get high?"

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-05 03:39 PM

Worst. President. Ever.

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-05 03:56 PM

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